Either way it tastes like it’s been in someone else’s mouth

Around me, they’re either 2 inches below the road surface, so a giant pothole, or 2 inches above the road surface, so a giant speed bump.

I’ve had some coworkers where working with them was like working alone, but harder

I got banned after 12 years for saying “kill” in the context of a cat hunting for food. I appealed it and immediately got a denial. They said the decision wasn’t made by a bot which means a human just straight up didn’t read the comment that got me banned.

As for getting around it, it takes more effort than it’s worth. They use multiple levels to enforce their bans. Beyond just an IP ban, they can see what device you’re on, pixel counts of your screen, browser cache, basically your whole digital fingerprint. It’s actually pretty terrifying how much information about you a website can get.

Even if you manage to evade all the technical stuff, the site can track which subs you might subscribe to, your interaction patterns, how you “talk” in comments, they got a whole profile on you. Your best bet of getting around the ban is to get a new device and move to another state. Even then if you join  multiple niche subs that your old account was subbed to they’ll figure you out.

If you do it right, and clear all your cookies and caches and other identifiers you can use an anti-tracking browser like GoLogin, but most of those are subscription based and you’ll have to run through a VPN and make sure you don’t log in on a normal browser on accident.

Using the reddit app on your phone is out of the equation entirely.

Lemmy is a much better alternative, but there aren’t a lot of people here. Hopefully reddit continues forcing their users off their platform so the population here gets bigger.

If her mascara ain’t smeared and she ain’t blue in the face she’s not enjoying herself

You ever seen a blue raspberry?

Wtf is that flavor?

Is it really breaking news that the whole government is full of idiots?

You can make a slam fire shotgun with 2 galvanized pipes and a roofing nail

Ubuntu touch works on most android phones and has a handful with official support

The right love to point out that Obama deported more people than trump.

They don’t love to point out he did it without taking a massive shit on the constitution.

Trump and Epstein have more photos together than me and my own father.

Trump’s name is in the Epstein files more times than God’s name is in the BIBLE

It’s the everything in between where you get problems

Imagine trying to move that mouse in a circular motion

Mostly the fact that it can only move in 2 directions.

It’s great when you have basic critical thinking skills and can use it like a tool.

Unfortunately, many people don’t have those and just use AI as a substitute for their own brain.

The first computer mouse did have two wheels

His and hers, MeUndies had a deal going on lol

I got my gf and I matching underwear

Same deal here. 12 year old account banned because I said “ready to kill” in the context of a cat hunting a bird and apparently that is “threatening or violent content”

Whoever is (not) reviewing the appeals needs to eat a peepee