She sounds like me after happy hour with friends. Except she’s at home alone talking to her phone while her mom raises her child. Such a sad, pathetic existence. I don’t care how much money she has.

Can i apply to be a fitness influencer and never have to go to the gym? Lol

It’s a “sleepover” planned by the brand that took her to France. Hosted pajamas included.

She literally just got back, and she’s staying at a hotel for a brand event? She’s the living example of fk them kids.

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I literally was thinking about those churros and how the best churros are the ones this old man sells out of a cart in front of my kids’ school in the Mexican hood we live in. 5 for $1!! Disney could never.

Someone did tag a photographer, so maybe?

She knew there would be a lot of opportunities for candids, so she had to get skinny quickly for the trip. It’s so sad living that way. She’s supposed to be celebrating and having fun, but instead, she’ll have to hide and pose and manipulate.

She’s such a mean girl bully she almost had me feeling sorry for Alicia. Almost.

And get NDA’s signed lol

Thank you! I’ve been saving and working on it. At least I can be proud of it!

They love blowing smoke up her ass. She didnt research and put it on an itinerary. She googled “where to get an espresso martini in Epcot”. I would have done that for myself lol

Absolutely no way. Especially not for Disney!

Tbh it took me 3 years to plan my 40th, but I’m including the savings I had to do. I would consider it an intermediate level travel (Safari in Kenya!) And I’m bringing my kids because I want to celebrate with them. I could cobble together a girls weekend to Disney in about 4 hours lol what else could they need? Park tickets and a ride? We know they aren’t doing anything else.

Her muse is very transparent about the work she gets done. Admitted to a bleph and botox/filler. No backlash. Nobody cares. And yet…

I literally thought of Trump’s vagina neck.

Yeah i remember having a 4 yr old who wanted to watch the same movie over and over and maybe I was a witch of a mom but I didn’t let her lol 1. I deserve sanity and 2. It seemed weird to me to not expand horizons? Why not say “since you like Wicked let’s try the wizard of oz?!” 3. And most importantly, we didn’t watch a movie EVERY SINGLE DAY cause we were busy with pre-school, activities, cooking, cleaning and dance class.

I wonder if her sister will be joining her on her birthday trip.

She actually bought it, but it still comes off tone deaf. She got an idea and spent almost $400 on it by the afternoon. Are her followers able to spend that much on an impulse buy? She doesn’t even know if it’s actually going to work for her.

Honestly, I’m rooting for the Commanders at this point. And ugh, they could never properly appreciate NoLa. I think the culture shock would kill them. PoC AND spice in the food?! Just please stay away from things I love 😭😂

IS SHE CRYING BECAUSE SHE’S AN OH SO SPECIAL EAGLES FAN?! I legit cannot. Ma’am you will NEVER be an NFL fan. I don’t care what people have told you or said. I was born in it. Raised in it. Live it. My dad has a football podcast for crying out loud. I build parlays with my 11 yr old (who started playing football at FIVE). I live in Chicago. One of the biggest sports markets out there. I wear my Saints stuff all the time, and nobody gives a shit. NOBODY CARES THAT YOU ARE WEARING EAGLES GEAR.

Rant over. I’m just so annoyed lol