So she plans a trip to Disney for her birthday and orders an expensive cake, but for L’s birthday, it’s a Costco cake, last-minute planning, and “good enough.” Can you imagine if someone said that about TBP’s? You know it’ll be her “friends” she’s invited, and their kids, if they have any, will be there. L isn’t allowed any of her thoughts, likes, friends, topics, interests, etc. Gross. So slimy.
The fact she got a nice cake personally made for her birthday and she couldn’t order a nice Wicked cake for her kids birthday is actually pathetic. I’m sure she could’ve grifted one too if she needed to 🙄 instead she got a plain cake and botched the decorating herself, good lord. How do people love and support this woman who only cares about herself.
Who dis?
And this
More modeling runway action for Bird or is she back to wanting to be an actress?
I’m a girls girl but I hope she doesn’t get it.
Edit to add : she probably already got this “big job” but she needs all the kind words and best of luck from her flock of sheep…. Then when this big job comes up she can show how hard and how much work she’s put in for this big job.
We all know she didn’t apply for shit. Somebody will be pulling some strings, or Shine doing all the work. She’s been handed literally every single thing in life and has never had to work or apply for anything. She wouldn’t know what work is, even if it slapped her in the face…which I may or may not encourage lol
I think she already knows she got it as well. She’s usually pretty tight lipped. It took her months to talk about the Hallmark audition she didn’t get.
She getting lean again and the influencers getting ahead of her are tic tok based (not sure what the ban will mean for influencers) - her ego is getting even bigger - she brags now!
If the tik tokers flock to Instagram she’s done. Way too many of them have a massive following and Birdshit will become a needle in the haystack. The new generation doesn’t care about a 40 yr old with a stomach flap. She’s not confident. She’s seeps low self.
God I hope they don’t all flock to IG. A lot people are over IG/FB. Hopefully it stays that way.
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Would LOVE to see the resume lol
Lmfao imagine! Grifter narcissist has her picture in the dictionary.
That clip of her putting the sweater on the stupid goose is FULL of bendy walls and disappearing trim behind her. She is such a lazy liar.
NB wanted to make sure everyone knows they were hanging out last night. She must of saw the Bday snub post 🤣
I think they’re here and on Reddit often…
Where do you think the downvotes come from? Of course they are
Middle pic is Knix photoshoot. Other two are what she captured and posted. 🍑🥞🍑 so ridiculous.
Squat motivation tbh.
woah
And this is different from every other day how exactly? Pretty sure she chauffeurs princess on over to NK everyday. Just another excuse to take a selfie.
I hate how she calls herself a chaffeur. You are a mother driving your young children to the places they need to be!!
This looks nothing like her IRL photos. I’m so sick of her.
Sunken eyes.
Legitimate question, what causes that?
Starvation
There is no doubt in my mind that she has been restricting her diet.
It’s so obvious. Old habits never die plus she is fat phobic.
She honestly has been making me question myself. Like when she posts her chili dinner, to me it looked like a child’s size portion with like 5 chips in the side! Or a bloody avocado for a meal. Am I just a fat ass or what? 🤣
Oft. You are normal and don’t have a problem with food. She’s toxic as fuck. I eat double.her portions and I’m smaller than her. She’s the worst type of human.
They are probably going to the thrift store before Nanak
Pretty sure they were shopping with Birds sister somewhere.
Nasty fried hair. She looks older here despite her use of filters to look otherwise. That hair colour ages her.
That fried platinum hair is SO tragic. Is her stylist ok?
IS SHE CRYING BECAUSE SHE’S AN OH SO SPECIAL EAGLES FAN?! I legit cannot. Ma’am you will NEVER be an NFL fan. I don’t care what people have told you or said. I was born in it. Raised in it. Live it. My dad has a football podcast for crying out loud. I build parlays with my 11 yr old (who started playing football at FIVE). I live in Chicago. One of the biggest sports markets out there. I wear my Saints stuff all the time, and nobody gives a shit. NOBODY CARES THAT YOU ARE WEARING EAGLES GEAR.
Rant over. I’m just so annoyed lol
Lmao this. She thinks she’s so special and different because she’s wearing eagles gear today, she’s so lame. My fiancé and I are Habs fans in Leafs region, we wear our merch and don’t make a big deal about it lol. Idk why she makes everything like she’s such a special snowflake, nobody gives a fuck!!!
She’s a paid “fan” that’s the difference.
Fair point haha
She’s so fucking annoying with her bull shit tears 🙄
Both of these clowns. The Chiefs might be a problem for them.
Guess they’re already starting their grift for free tickets 🙄🙄🙄
Honestly, I’m rooting for the Commanders at this point. And ugh, they could never properly appreciate NoLa. I think the culture shock would kill them. PoC AND spice in the food?! Just please stay away from things I love 😭😂
Her kids (esp teen son 😳) and their friends/teachersall see her socials. Whyyy does she post this? And IMMEDIATELY after multiple stories of her 3 year old daughter 😕
Her teen son is probably more mature than this desperate pig.
Gross pig she is
She’s a sick human being. Couldn’t imagine posting multiple stories of my little girl then following it up with this.
If these parents didn’t have this little girl, I wonder what they would do all day, let alone what Turdie’s content would consist of. Shane should be ashamed of himself, what a useless lump he appears to be. I would be so embarrassed if that was my husband and people saw him like that in my internet videos.
Forgive me and I hope I’m wrong, I don’t have kids and am rarely around children that young, but L seems to be so …stunted? for a 4 year old. How did she not know the toy was a baby? The Elsa princess dress needed to be washed, so the only suitable alternate is a floofy fairy dress with wings?? What about normal loungewear?
It’s hard to say because kids can be so different at that age but she definitely has an interesting way of speaking. She is very repetitive and seems to mimic a lot. I don’t know if it’s because they constantly talk to her in that baby voice bullshit or what.
They’ve (Sarah and NK especially) turned that kid into a cartoon tbh. I don’t have kids either nor do I spend a lot of time around them but I do agree with you. I’m sure it has a lot to do with the fact she’s so coddled, sheltered and is always being pushed to perform for the camera. She always comes as robotic to me because she always seems like she’s being fed a script and nothing seems natural about her. Doesn’t help she’s ALWAYYYYYSSSS plopped infront of a Disney movie. Poor kid really needs a life outside of NK’s home and her own home, she needs interactions with other people (teachers and kids).
I swear all I hear most of the time is Wow, Oh Wow, good job on repeat. I guess they have given up on gymnastics? No swim lessons?
Nothing! That poor child is involved in absolutely nothing!! It’s the saddest thing to see when she’s plopped in front of yet another Disney movie. I have three kids and by no means am I an expert but L does appear to be behind. She really has been turned into a cartoon.
It’s so sad, I feel bad for her. She seems SO enthusiastic too, I’m sure she’d thrive in some sort of classes/lessons. I’m sorry but she deserves more than doing crafts at nana’s infront of the tv or watching the same movie over and over again at home.
I have kids and they were all speaking in full sentences, having independent thoughts and we could have conversations when they were this age but we always spoke to them like people. We never used baby talk or sing song voices and we engaged them in speaking with people all the time. They weren’t in front of screens just consuming all the time.
Love how I mentioned she never gets off the sofa to do anything and here she is doing dishes 😂
I’d love to know what this big job is lol
It’s certainly not being a mother
Me too! What could possibly be bigger than her big SI runway debut that she doesn’t shut the fuck up about? Maybe she’s running away to Florida to become a Disney cast member 🤣
Probably thinks she’s about to be a SI cover girl next or something. Maybe playboy.
Fuckkkkkkkk the SI runway 🙄🙄🙄
😂🤣
Is he high or just exhausted from those multiple full time jobs?
Ew he’s so cringe
I can smell him from here
God he’s so…🤢
Watch me style my brain, no shirt of course. A must do to get ready for a 4 year olds party.
Imagine this being the content you post the day you’re hosting your daughters birthday 🤮
For real! No need to show us your nips birdshit
She’s Sarahsplaining how frugal she is with L’s party planning. So many words so little substance as per usual. Who the F gets nervous about throwing a kids birthday party? She’s saying she’s nervous about how the party is going to come together. L got to watch TV for her calendar birthday treat so I can’t imagine she has big expectations for her lazy ass mother (if 4 year olds have expectations 🙂). What miss shallow is nervous about is if her influencer friend guests will praise her. She says such stupid crap. She has no confidence what so ever. She has to prove she’s not spending on her kids party cuz she wants people to like her but she keeps lying about her appearance and lives a purely wasteful lifestyle. Spend the money on L - who cares?!
It’s because it has nothing to do with her actual child and her bday and has everything to do with her and how people see her, how she planned her kids bday, what she did for her to make up for all of the times she’s left her, for the gram. It’s this image she has to uphold, while still lying. That’s what makes her nervous. She’s so far deep, anything can slip. She’s under a microscope and all will be lost soon enough and she knows it. Side note: funny how she’s frugal for her kid, but spending sees no boundaries for herself
Like her 3 year planned Disney trip with all her influencer friends lol. That’s gonna be the end for her, especially with everything that’s going on.
Nailed it!!
Does she not know how to look up an item in the store app, and it’ll tell you exactly where it is?! Why is she so incapable of helping herself? How does she have four kids?!
She really thought she was doing something. “For the futurrrrrrre” I can’t stand her crispy r’s and fake voice acting.
She’s truly useless, can’t even figure out how to grocery shop
The pregnancies just began and she became a mother - she doesn’t know how it happened! 😂
She’s getting grosser by the day. I think she feels the walls closing in. And it’s a 4 yr olds birthday party…it’s not that fucken complex. Stfu
She’s very manic? She just babbles on like crazy. Like do people really care about her throwing a massive overblown party for her 4 year old? We all know NK has prob planned the whole thing and she’s told Sarah to go out and buy certain things bc she’s useless. Who even is this party for, does L even care at the end of the day? She just wants to show off for Instagram that she cares about her kid one day a year. Poor kid doesn’t even have any real friends to invite to this lavish themed party bc she’s not in daycare, preschool, any clubs. All this effort and the party will just be Sarah’s adult friends and their kids.
And why is she even nervous? L truly won’t care about all the little details. Is she nervous one of her influencer friends won’t like it? I don’t get it.
Also whose face is this? She’s so fake.
I cannot stand her fucking fake lips. Remember ladies, “love yourself”
Listening to her babble on about poor L’s party, like stfu. I’d be more nervous and embarrassed because poor L has NO FRIENDS! What an idiot
They make me sick tbh, she can’t lie that they’re not filled bc it’s so obvious.
I feel so bad for L, no little friends that she made on her own. Sometimes I feel Sarah doesn’t want L to spread her wings bc then she’d have to be friendly with other kids parents and they’ll see the real her.
Who cares her mother was an ECE? Blah blah blah. So worried about the party because she has to keep up with the likes of Jillian.
Her mother was not an ECE. She was an in home daycare provider to a couple of neighborhood kids. Please. And in the 80’s/90’s, no licensing requirements.
She LOVES to bring up that her mother was an ECE. I feel she tells people to justify why she’s so useless, like “oh my mother is just used to being so helpful with the kids so I let her!”
That’s exactly why she’s saying this! And wow that photo is nothing like the real life photos people have posted of her! She’s a horrible person.
It amazes me the way she wishes people happy birthday compared to how others fawn over her birthday. NB just gets a reposted video with a basic message attached. Bri actually posts a photo of her and NB with a nice message.
I’ve thought for a while now that NB and Sarah aren’t as close anymore. Bet Sarah is jealous that Bri and NB got closer bc they both are interested in women’s sports and Sarah is just a try hard.
I guess BirdShit didn’t want to partake in 7-11 hotdog bday lunch today? Does Becci consume anything healthy or is it just junk food and cat feces 24/7?
She was hanging out with a writer instead, always prioritizing herself. It was the woman who wrote the Christmas movie Lindsey Lohan was in. It makes me feel sick that she’s digging her way into sweet little movies that make us smile. She’s such a jerk.
She went out to have coffee with another rando instead.
I don’t check on her every day but I can only assume she doesn’t consume a healthy meal literally ever. I feel like she just eats candy all day and drink pop.
Legit, storm chips and pop!
As much as I am not a fan of NB, she does seem to genuinely care about Sarah and want to be her friend, which makes me feel bad for her if Sarah makes no effort to go see her friend and neighbour on her birthday. She sucks
I agree with you. And while I don’t like Bri either, at least she made an effort to hang out with NB today. Sarah is too busy “filling” out her calendar yet you better make sure you have time for Sarah on her day. It’s no wonder that NB seems to have gotten closer to Bri.
It makes me mad that these people are likely going to Disney to celebrate Sarah when she hardly even celebrates them.
NB got invited to Sarah 40th BDay trip to Disney, Sarah is the gift. Sarah does the least for everyone. She does the bdays for L but I’m sure that’s mostly for content!
She’s a writer ✍️ things, things and more things.
Why is she always the only one sitting on a stool while the others stand around her? It’s weird. It screams, “I’m the important one; you must know that!”
Always hiding her belly with her arm. I can still see it Birdshit.
All the things Joanna does->
I read a lot of Knix job reviews and they were not painting Joanna is a positive light. She sounds like a terrible boss who created a toxic work environment.
Did you read the review that says all she cares about is Instagram and influencers?