“I’m not gay, I’m overworked.”

-That guy

He’s capable of functioning for extended periods in a vacuum… or in anything else.

Should be a pucker of assholes.

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I wonder what a Ferengi End-User License Agreement says.

There’s no plausible deniability with oil down the drain. The landlord would just bill you for the damage.

This looks uncomfortable and humiliating. Now if they were to make it in the form of a suppository…

Last week I tipped a friend off about an upcoming job opening that would have us living in the same town. The boss sees their resume tomorrow.

O Mighty Potato, grant me this boon.

Sending my pots and thrayers 👏

Two squiggles for strikethrough; one squiggle for _subscript; and no squiggle for you!

Little Johnny took a drink but now will drink no more

For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4

I’d rather be guilty of that than of being the ones who rejected them.

It’s clearly haunted.

Noo-clee-ar… wessels

Probably not criminal trespassing, since they are the owner of the property. It may fall under tenant harassment, unauthorized entry, constructive eviction, or other laws that pertain specifically to landlord/tenant relations.

Check to see if there are any local tenant’s rights or advocacy groups in your area that offer free legal consultations. They’d be able to advise you on the local tenant’s rights laws and whether they apply to your situation.

Like “Exploding Bird of Prey”, the “Flying Klingon” clip is originally from The Undiscovered Country.

With mint frosting!