Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say “Ni” at will to old ladies.

The overwhelming majority of the people guillotined during the French revolution were innocent commoners.

Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?!

You don’t need any help from me, sir.

That’s right! …

He’s not a child, he’s 34!

This is somewhat similar to how Nicaraguan sign language was developed. Basically, kids at a school for the deaf invented it.

Almost certainly. You’d have to go out of your way to find a keyfob system that doesn’t. I administer a keyfob system at work, and I can tell you exactly whose key was used on which doors and at what times.

The system almost certainly will record every usage of the keyfob. It may also record opening the door from inside.

I. Am. Koloth.

Computer, delete the cat.

You doubt my power?!

Many people, apparently: !nicole@feddit.org

A standard reference model in 3d modeling.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utah_teapot

Apartment superintendent. $62k plus free rent and utilities.

In emergency cases most holograms can be shut off to match increased energy demands by weapons and shields.

Disengage the safety protocols and suddenly you’ve got weapons and shield emitters than ought to work just as well as their material counterparts, but can’t be damaged (or any damage can be instantly reset). We know that holograms can be projected into space so the only limitation would be the range of the holoemitters.

At least “crushed by asteroid” is not contagious.

curl/libcurl

• Network (1976)
• Jurassic Park
• Pulp Fiction

1. LaForge because obviously

2. MacDougal because she knows that isolinear chips are not toys

3. Argyle because he knows that Kosinski is full of crap

4. Logan because he’s an arrogant dick