There’s one story arc that implies this isn’t the canon O’Brien, it’s the O’Brien who, throughout the multiverse, happens to be the most depressed and pathetic.

But conveniently ignore the two times Trump made donations to Harris’s Attorney General campaign

If they don’t want to swear, that’s fine, then don’t swear. That doesn’t make it okay to alter something someone else made so as to not offend their sensibilities.

Worse yet are those stupid Tiktok-friendly euphemisms, like “unalive” instead of dead. Makes the meme sound like it’s made for a damn toddler.

Implying nerds (myself included) no longer incessantly quote Monty Python at each other.

In case anyone else is curious, I checked and 35 Taiwanese dollars is 1.10 USD.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

My personal favorite was him responding to a fact check with “I saw it on TV.”

Don’t forget transgender surgery on illegal immigrants. He can’t even keep his strawmen straight.

Would you rather fight one man-sized parrot or 100 parrot-sized men?

She’s dead, Jim.

Just watched it, what it basically boils down to is that nowadays most “comedy” from US conservatives isn’t meant to be funny, it’s meant to “own the libs.” So instead of coming up with witty, valid criticism of Democrats, they do whatever they can to try to get a rise out of them, which leads to a bunch of nonsense that is more concerned with making a political point and upsetting people than it is with actually being funny or even true.

Farrah Fawcett as Faucet: An automatic faucet

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🎶In the not too distant future…🎶

I love Aldi and they’re always the first place I shop, but their selection is a bit limited and the produce is hit-or-miss, at least in my area. Unfortunately around me that only leaves Kroger as the next best option.

Which they seem to be keenly aware of, since the self-checkout you’re forced to use because there’s only ever one staffed register constantly accuses you of theft if you so much as move your bagged groceries. God how I wish I had more grocery options in my area.

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You can kiss yourself in the mirror, but only on the lips

Curiously, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica which fell through a rift in the time-space continuum from 1000 years in the future describes the Marketing Department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as: “A bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came.”

FC6 too. In the beginning you’re only helping the resistance so they’ll give you a boat to escape to Miami. Once they give you the boat you’re supposed to join them anyway, but if you take the boat and sail far enough away you’ll get a cutscene where you escape to Miami and later watch the fall of your country on the news.