But wait, he’s got to run against MTG

At least he can get work occupying Greenland

Just look on r/trumpsupporters - they already defending this execution

“History’s most transparent administration”

AI death panel?

I assume he was mostly referring to the major ethnicities of the 4 British countries that he’s King of.

I think we should bring back philosohoraptor - Morpheus seems wrong for this meme

Yes, and when you get beavers, you get the return of wetland biodiversity: Fish, insects, and apex predators like otters. There’s no way a low-paid council worker dragging twigs will achieve a tenth as much as a faimily of beavers.

You joke, but Elon will already have claimed that his AI can do the job

There’s probably a species of frog that can only sleep in volcanos

In Australian accent:

“That’s not a box… that’s a box”

Gestures to my stacks of old computer equipment

Relevant: https://youtu.be/xqTBlft8gQA

Yes, same here - I do all my show scripts in Markdown. My editor of choice is IntelliJ. For any non-technical writers here, IntelliJ is like what Scrivener wants to be when it grows up.