I think it has some already

Ashamedly I do peel it a few inches at a time sometimes… like a banana.

I think this is a power move

Those that throw out the roll when they know they will run out early on the next use, and those that keep using it until the end and replace the roll to add more mid wipe.

So is it a blood bank?

Someone watched Season 3 of Euphoria

I read that as swindler

They will need to change the sign if an articulated vehicle passes that point.

I’m sorry, this looks like the poster to another kind of movie.

Soon he will be your noble eunuch.

GOOSE!

They came in between 6 and 7?

I understand that. It’s not for everybody.

Idk, I just got a cheapola one on amazon. It hasn’t broken yet.

I think ICE got the teacher

When you need to do housework but don’t want to ruin the carpet.

The drinking image is diabolical.

Attack of the iPads.

It just means you have to wear heels when she wears hers.

Floyd. Floyd! Where are you, Floyd?