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Your country has great food

I haven’t had my Rory Blank fill since leaving Twitter. Glad to see he’s still kicking around

I love you Comrade Daddy

Tom has a funny special on Prime iirc

I have another job I like better that was already asking me for more hours

I just quit a job because they lectured me for not staying later than I am scheduled. “John stayed late, and it was his birthday. It just seems like you aren’t being a team player.” Good for John. I’m going to keep doing what is on the job description and schedule though

No joke, their Dr Pepper imitation is delicious and 10 calories per can.

They also have an iced tea called Death to Billionaires which I appreciate.

Elmo takes Ambien