It is 1992 and I am reading Internet posts complaining about Mac users

Does it have GPS so it can flash “WRONG HOUSE, FUCKWIT”

That survey was taken over a year ago. Attitudes may have shifted somewhat by this point.

https://bsky.app/profile/gbbranstetter.bsky.social/post/3lwobzemlz22j

And most of the contributors have other jobs.

Eponymous even. Guess they don’t know who named sneerclub.

Mister Sneerclub of the Newport Sneerclubs, of course.

You might need to update that to “racist wax hotdog” judging from his appearance lately.

My vision is to build realistic (non-nanotech) self-replicating robots to brute-force the problem of inadequate science funding

Guillotines ought to be sufficient.

PORN site encrypts random nonce

Really unfortunate word in this context. (Not your fault of course.)

“And then after the apocalypse the techbro families died out because their children had heads too big to be born without a surgeon.”

To wash your cybertruck it’s important to use steel wool. Make sure it’s *mild *steel.

wut

You could try to trick them into a divide by zero error, as a game.

Going by the illustration of characters at the top of that page, “Kelthar” is a dead ringer for 80s Phil Oakey.