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kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail by impersonating FBI agent: Sources
20·1 day agoDid he think he was busting him out of Flavortown Jail?
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•Canada separatists accused of ‘treason’ after secret talks with US state departmentEnglish
25·1 day agoAlberta wanting to become its own country is like a high schooler who moves out of his parents’ house because he thinks he can make it as a Soundcloud rapper
Shit is just sitting there waiting to be invaded. I bet I could take it all by myself
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•The share of Americans medically obese is projected to rise to almost 50% by 2035
2·2 days agoThe one chemical Alex Jones doesn’t object to the government putting in the water. I’m sure he already puts it in his
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldOPto
memes@lemmy.world•Don't let your dream memes be meme dreams
8·2 days agomy autism has been slowly declining my entire life, so i gotta do something drastic if i’m gonna get those uncle sam bux. i’m gonna have to start memorizing movie release dates again. haven’t done that in like 25 years
might be. you could just check his account
>implying that’s actually ken m
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldOPtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•It's not aliens because it's NEVER aliensEnglish
191·3 days agoShut up Jean-Luc, you’re just a TV character
Nothing is more based than walking into a Home Depot and shitting in one of the toilets
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Morale is plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
34·4 days agowon’t someone PLEASE think of the gestapo!
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memes@lemmy.world•Achievement Unlocked (Achievement! Locked!)
61·4 days agodownload the ollama cli. then do
ollama run dolphin-mixtral
>tfw there’s no qt anime babe to deport you to greenland
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
Art@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Daniel Dolpire captured chilled out lions relaxing in African jungle. ‘I have been taking wildlife photos for over 20 years, but this has got to be my special moment,’ said Mr Dolpire.
45·5 days agongl i coulda gotten a picture like that in less than 20 years
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
Pulse of Truth@infosec.pub•Screeps: How a game about programming exposed thousands of players to remote code executionEnglish
13·5 days agofrom remotes import remotefrom objects import tvremote.turn_on(tv)
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•Google Chrome must be coerced into adopting standards
246·5 days agoIt’s fine, I use chrome all the time and it works
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Johnny Appleseed planting apple trees for kids to eatEnglish
73·6 days agomore like johnny crappleseed amirite?
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Oblivion rule [CW: steam greenlight]English
16·7 days agosex with hitler pales in comparison to sex with hitler 2
that would have been clever but anon is not that clever so no





that image is from the whitest gif of all time