Oh shit guys it’s bean season again

Not to defend Ted Cruz, but I have a friend named Ted, short for Edward. It’s not unheard of.

Either went to a conversion camp or what?

Dawwwww

C’mon military, do a coup. Get rid of this administration for us.

/pipedream

Can it cure cankles?

I’m sorry for your loss, he looks like he was a sweet boy 🤍

Very nicely done!

Plus indoor mini golf!

Me too lol

Awww 💚

The sexier the source, the more I trust it. I mean just look at this man:

I’ll believe anything he tells me!

What a fucking asshole this woman is. “Taking our jerbs” bitch I’m sure you wouldn’t be caught dead driving DoorDash!

I never understand how a person can have this much hate in their heart.

This sounds delicious but I’m a fan of weird food combos

You don’t believe in the power of a strongly worded letter?

If I were single and they* were secure, then sure. I really feel for a lot of trans people because I know the transition can cause a lot of insecurity. And that’s absolutely valid and I don’t want to be unfeeling about it, but at the same time I know myself and I don’t want a partner who is insecure and potentially overly emotionally needy, because I’m not good at providing that kind of support. So I’d be fine dating a trans person who is confident and secure, no matter where in the transition the person is.

* I say ‘they’ because I’m fine dating either men or women, not because I want to invalidate anyone’s gender :)

I just took mine off and now nothing else can happen tonight.

I love greyhounds - for an animal that is basically a bag of elbows, they’re so bendy!

This is so stupid, but every time I read something about Ro Khanna, my brain thinks it’s about Mo Rocca.

I feel this!