Seconding this! I’m in perimenopause and started HRT this summer. It’s made a pretty big difference so far!

Cook food that he doesn’t like

Fuck that, make the check out to Cash!

Give it to me, baby!

“Susie”

Most likely named after Siouxie Sioux.

The arriving beauty queen

This made me smile :)

Poke toothpicks into the holes, that’ll dislodge the crystals.

For me, the dread begins right around Labor Day. It starts out small but by the time Halloween comes around, it becomes this huge sucking pit in my stomach. I really hate the holidays.

Poor horseyboi

I never understood this - I think giving people a tour of your house is such a weird thing to do.

Birch beer, followed by Dr. Pepper and the cranberry ginger ale.

Close enough.

I’d assume I were trapped in a warp bubble.

Yikes, I’d be pissed too!

Have you ever smoked? Because I assure you you’re wrong about this.

If you can tolerate the birth control pill, take it continuously, skipping the placebo pills. I did this for years (at my doctor’s direction) and never had to have a period. It was awesome. Unfortunately I had to go off the pill to start HRT for perimenopause and now aunt flo is back >:(

It was 2000 and I was working as a stablehand: mucking out horse stalls, feeding, watering, turning out horses into the paddocks, tacking/untacking/grooming lesson horses from 7 AM to 4 PM six days a week for 5 bucks an hour under the table. January & February were the worst because the water buckets in each stall would freeze solid overnight and I had to bash the ice out of every single one in the morning (the barn didn’t have hot running water to melt it with).

Then I got burnt out and got a job at a video store.

Anxiety zucchini