Paqui Ghost Pepper Chips. Too bad Hersheys killed the brand. Fuckers.

BBQed Jackfruit

What are you? 14?

4mm paint fleck traveling at 23000 mph/10 kms has entered the chat

Those who don’t learn history are doomed to repeat it.

Those who do learn history are doomed to watch those who didn’t repeat it.

Those who try to keep you from learning history are repeating it.

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Has the US ever not been a dumpster fire? Asking for a friend …

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Of course she will vote for the party that doesn’t burn books…

We all enjoy it

Well that’s all pretty horrible, not gonna lie. It sounds like it’s more important than ever to expand your horizons, do something different.

As far as the teeth, grow facial hair. I know you can get a 4on/6on post full implants for around $15’000 in Colombia. Brand new mouth. $400 for a hostel for 10 days, $600 round trip flight. Don’t know if that’s an option for you, but it exists.

I personally do not allow family members to be bullied, but I’ve led a different life. Partly why I am childfree. Get your kid a video camera, go pro something. Get evidence on the bully.

Don’t let the bastards wear you down. You absolutely cannot be beaten if you keep trying. It’s not our accomplishments that define us, it’s our failures and disappointments, and how we handle them, react to them, pick ourselves up (or lay down). Define the moment or the moment defines you. You’re done yet man, you’re not done yet.

Go do something stupid and fun with your son, something you guys normally wouldn’t do. Enjoy each other and the day

What happens when infosec is an afterthought, brought to you by management, almost always by management. Most of my gigs throughout my career have been because of this (infosec guy).

The rest of my career has been when management is throwing money at the problem(s), usually right after an incident. Sometimes you get lucky and it’s in response to some other entities incident.

Last minute improbable solutions to other people’s long term impossible problems.

Oracle, where the best technologies go to die.

Miami checking in …

I … I don’t have any of these problems…

Am I missing out on shit? Have I Grandpa Simpsoned?

Hey man, how ya doing? Making any progress? Making any progress on making progress …

Obviously, it’s a generalized statement I had assumed.

Ok.

Download the live disc images of Ubuntu, Mint, Debian, Arch blah blah etc etc etc.

Distrowatch.com is a great resource.

Take them for a test drive before you commit.

If this is your 1st forlay into Linux and you just wanna ride, do yourself a favor and install Mint. It works, and it’s a great way to get into it easily and painlessly and operates (mostly) how you would expect it to coming from another OS.

Welcome

I will immediately hire this child as a consultant to teach the adults of Miami how to properly operate a vehicle.