notalannister

I’m not a woman, but by talking from time to time with the women I know (my GF, some friends and my sister), sometimes it’s unavoidable. They tend to buy underwear made with certain fabrics that doesn’t show as much as cotton panties with very thick borders. But also, from time to time, they pick certain underwear they know will give VPL as long as it looks sexy

Looks so damn inviting. Amazing and enticing view

very sexy couple and wholesome at the same time. Thank you for sharing

For me one of my faves would be the first time I had anal sex with my then GF. We were at a HS party in a friend’s house. Her parents weren’t home so we went wild with alcohol. There were maybe like 14-16 people in the house. We got suddenly horny and went to the upstairs bathroom. We made out inside, I pulled her miniskirt up, almost tore her panties off trying to pull them down and suddenly I noticed I didn’t had any condoms with me. We were too horny for even going outside the bathroom and asking someone for condoms so she bent over, spread her butt cheeks and said in an almost desperate tone “Fuck me in the ass”. I took a baby’s shampoo bottle that was near and put some over her tight pink asshole. I started fucking her and the new feeling of her tight, incredibly warm and differently textured hole almost made me cum instantly. She farted twice and apologized but that combined with her moans, groans and the fact that people were outside, gave me one of the most intense orgasms ever. I still get hard remembering the experience.

Ah yes. The same government that has called encryption a terrorist weapon.

Voyeurism. Way way hotter than I thought it would be, but watching other people fuck in front of you at a club or in a hotel room is sexy for me now

When me and my sister were kids (around 13 and 11 respectively) found what we now agree was our parent’s toy box. We were alone at home and looking for something to do and went into our parent’s room to look for an old camera my dad have to record something outside. We looked under the bed and found a wooden box we’ve never seen before. We looked inside and there was a classic white dildo (not that big), some porn magazines, a lot of condoms and a bottle of what now I assume was lube or at least rubbing oil for massages.

When I and my sister were kids, dad brought home a pirated VHS of the Sixth Day with Schwarzenegger. CAM quality shit but the worst part is that whoever was pirating the movies was using recycled VHS tapes… Porn VHS tapes, so after the movie ended there were like maybe 10 seconds of static and then just hardcore porn.

I see my mom maybe once or twice a week. I really love her but I live kinda far from her. I wish I could visit her more often but my work doesn’t allow me to.

I see my sister almost everyday. She and her BF used to live at my house for like a year and now they live in the house next door. Sometimes my GF, sis and her BF we dine, drink and see movies together and is really fun

• The White Rabbit: Sabrina Carpenter. So tiny, so curvy. Even in a hurry, a BJ from her would be awesome

• The Dodo: Ava Michelle

• The Caterpillar: Using Simone Biles as a living fleshlight is an offer I can’t reject

• The Duchess: I would take care of even two kids to be able to fuck and fondle Danielle Brooks’ tits

• The Cheshire Cat: Fucking a cat version of Emilia Clarke in the ass as she meows would make me cum instantly

• The Mad Hatter and March Hare: Beyoncé and Lady Gaga. I wanna have them riding me with her tits and buttcheeks bouncing as they orgasm with my cock deep inside them

• The Queen of Hearts: Christina Hendricks is gonna learn not to try and give me any orders

• Alice: Anya Taylor-Joy. She was made for missionary