Probably loads from this album but Nerf Herder in particular.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTAvXyTi9s&list=PLC9DB20717BD8F418&index=11&pp=iAQB8AUB

Im still amused by how the Dookie bonus track and the one on Alanis Morissette’s Jagged Little Pill are, if you choose to hear it that way, the same song.

I like that the suicide prevention number is wrong. It should still dial, but funny.

I hissed “yessssssss” when the squirrel made it across the busy road safe and sound.

There are plenty of people who I also wish my email finds them in a nettle bush.

I reached out to dozens over lockdown (which probably adds to how successful it was).

Everyone who saw the message replied. All of them were really positive about hearing from me. One had even tried to contact me but only had my deadname to search for. Most of them we chatted for a bit then it naturally tapered off, but we still catch up once in a while. And a few are now good, solid friends.

Definitely recommend.

Herdberger

I deleted Facebook, messenger and WhatsApp. Anyone who doesn’t want to use signal has my number to SMS text. Which is shit and chargeable. They may come around.

Patrick Stewart is like that joke about Japan living in the year 2000 since the 80s

Hugh’s That Girl?

What’s Love Got To Hugh With It?

Hugh Can Play That Game

A Hugh Good Men

How Am I Supposed to Live Without Hugh?

Hughdunnnit

I would welcome a Bitish competitive elimination reality show based only on that name. Hugh Dares, Wins or something.

Reminds me of a comedy sketch in the 90s with I think Hugh Laurie, set in a scifi scene.

Alien Woman: “Captain, tell me about your human emotion, love”

Hugh: <long description of how love is the primal essence of humanity and the fundamental element that binds us together>

Alien Woman: “I see. So what is oral sex?”

Hugh: <stammers>

O’Neill: they actually fell for that DAMMIT I should have said Guinness. Such an excellent alternative to… food.

In the 90s I was a teenager and I took a friend with me visiting family in Japan. I can’t read more than about 100 kanji, probably less now.

We found a vending machine, a small one not the usual fridge size ones, just on the street. I was trying to figure out what it was selling, it didn’t look like anything I recognised. We both smoked so I could just about recognise the words for pregnancy and something negative or anti, like a health warning.

We were there for a good 10 minutes and a few elderly people had taken notice of us and were giving us weird stares, proper WTF faces. My virgin ass finally figures out they’re condoms, the kanji are the equivalent of Contra, Ceptive, and we bolt.

Probably this then and I’m mixing up different episodes in one memory, thank you