I just thought, that would be funny. What songs do You know besides Dancing With Myself by Billy Idol, I Touch Myself by Divinyls and Whip It by Devo?
PS. I know Whip It isn’t about jacking off, but still most people think it is, so to me, that counts.
If you are making a playlist about masturbation, shouldn’t you be doin’ it by yourself?
I’ll see myself out
Shebop by Cindy Lauper Turning Japanese by The Vapors.
Better Off Without A Wife, by Tom Waits. Not specifically about masturbation, but he jokes about it in the preamble…“I don’t get weird about it, tying myself up…just like to spend a little time with myself, is all…makin’ the scene with a magazine…”
The Caesars insist that Jerk It Out is not about masturbation. Nonetheless, you should add Jerk It Out
The government knows - knower
A song about how the government uses their surveillance equipment just to watch you jerk it
Orgy for One - Ninja Sex Party
Pictures of Lily - The Who
From Wikipedia:
Mark Wilkerson quotes Townshend as writing that the song is “Merely a ditty about masturbation and the importance of it to a young man.” However, the song does not mention masturbation explicitly.
They don’t usually do.
Relax - Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Mindless Self Indulgence has a track called Masterbates from, IMO, their best album:
Steel panther - all I wanna do is fuck(myself tonight)
Ok, I know this one.
He’s always at it
Depending on how flexible you want the definition of masturbation to be. Here’s a song about fucking clones.
I would like to make an honorable mention about Peaches with Fuck the Pain Away. If you can add Whip It, I think some sex songs should get a pass.
Thought of another one from Barenaked Ladies.
Forgot about “woke up with wood” by zz-top
Probably loads from this album but Nerf Herder in particular.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTAvXyTi9s&list=PLC9DB20717BD8F418&index=11&pp=iAQB8AUB
turning Japanese
