The skin will eventually turn blue as well, once they die from the entirety preventable diseases that they refuse to vaccinate for.

Don’t besmirch the good name of Satan, thank you very much.

Man arrested for saying out loud what we’re all thinking.

I hate being pigeonholed into being the Dragonborn. I’m a Bosmer, for fucks sake.

Holy shit, what?

I never touch the stuff.

Wording it like a Jeff Foxworthy joke is honestly probably the best hope of getting this message to conservatives.

I appreciate you saying that. I kinda needed to hear it.

None of my squares have ever been that full.

This is all true, but I refuse to take off my nostalgia colored glasses.

FFIX is the best game in the franchise and I’ll die on that hill.

It’s a terrible game, and I love it so much.

NO LECT ELON

Obligatory HAIL SATAN

That’ll never work. You gotta say it in elvish.