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minus-squarecRazi_man@europe.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·2 months agoThere are many terms for this role… Carbohydrate caretaker Sucrose steward Fructose foster parent Or of you identify as female and want the gender specific descriptor then you can be a monosccharide matriarch
minus-squareyetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoWhy do they need to be alliterations though? I mean, sugar daddy isn’t one either.
minus-squareHazel@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoAnd sugar supplier is like, right there.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months ago Why do they need to be alliterations though? Because that makes it 36% more challenging and 42% more fun
minus-squareyetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoIt can result in some rather clunky terms though. And frankly, “fructose foster parent” is cheating. That’s on the same level as, say, “sugar step daddy”.
minus-squareI_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoI’m more into bisaccharides myself
minus-squarecRazi_man@europe.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoAre you talking about disaccharides? Or are you purposely mixing the term with being “bi”.
minus-squareI_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoPurposefully using “bi” instead of di. I want a glucose gilf who goes both ways.
There are many terms for this role…
Carbohydrate caretaker
Sucrose steward
Fructose foster parent
Or of you identify as female and want the gender specific descriptor then you can be a monosccharide matriarch
Why do they need to be alliterations though? I mean, sugar daddy isn’t one either.
And sugar supplier is like, right there.
Because that makes it 36% more challenging and 42% more fun
It can result in some rather clunky terms though.
And frankly, “fructose foster parent” is cheating. That’s on the same level as, say, “sugar step daddy”.
Dextrose Daddy
I’m more into bisaccharides myself
Are you talking about disaccharides? Or are you purposely mixing the term with being “bi”.
Purposefully using “bi” instead of di. I want a glucose gilf who goes both ways.