
“You’re the worst character ever, Coalie.”
“I know.”
This is straight out of a Fallout game.
Could be another scene from Idiocracy too
It’s got what your lungs crave!
75 years of social progress…gone.
“Coalie” was the best they could come up with?
I know they just squeezed this out of the AI sphincter, but did they have to name it like a parody character created by a cartoon villain?
Politicians being “pro coal” has reached the point of being comical to me
Coal is dead
We are never going to build another coal power plant in the US. Everything politicians do, and say, around coal is nothing but pandering
coal is literally obsolete, they’re just subsidizing some rich guys and giving false hope to dead towns
They had to make it seem cute, because anything else would point to the long history of coal mining unions.

Chernobyl (which I believe this image is from) was such a damn good miniseries.
The Soviets going in naked to shut down the reactor went hard as hell
Fuck you coalie!
I say we burn him!
Wait…
no not that.
No wait don’t that’s what they want! Bury him. Alive.
I did not expect to wake up in a Simpson’s episode this morning.

Thing is nuclear is way safer than coal.
But nuclear waste is stored in scary looking barrels, while coal waste is safely disposed into our lungs
AI abomination
In the past I warmed myself with a coal fire, now I warm myself with a heat pump. I will stick with the heat pump because I am not a fucking moron.
“Hi, everyone! I’m Coalie. Just shove a lump of me up a republicans ass and I’ll be a diamond in no time at all.”
Coalie says “You wanna get high?”
He has one hell of a smoker’s lung.
Coalie has a look in his eyes that screams “help im a victim”. The artist must have based of their kid.
Yeah I enjoy that most of the maga propaganda art looks like trash, which I suspect is because most actual good artists are on the left
So your telling me the dingusus came up with a “coalsona” lolol








