I blame the parents. That baby broke a table leg with his head, and his dad is like, “maybe he’s just a late bloomer.” No, dude, that’s an undiagnosed concussion inflicted on a soft skulled baby — that’s brain damage.
What are you going to do about it? Every baby gets those.
That’s actually why the dad believes the baby is a late bloomer; It took him this long to get a concussion? He’s practically a toddler now!
Yeah, I mean, I couldn’t even crawl before I rolled off the bed and hit the floor with my head while my Mom was trying to change me.
I like turtles 🐢
Lol bleak
Those parents clearly never “bloomed” either. A baby shouldn’t have been able to destroy a table leg unless it was completely rotted out. The bike tire must have been already bent. Falling off of it in the middle a field doesn’t twist up the front wheel like that. It looks like the front wheel failed and the kid was ejected forward.
That poor kid grew up in a dangerous household with neglectful parents.
I like this is neither edgy nor funny.
Plot Twist: The parents were killed in a car accident on the way home from the hospital with their new son. While he survived, miraculously uninjured, and was adopted out, the parents became ghosts, unseen, hovering over him for the rest of his life … to reunite only at the end.
Would make sense except they have different clothes and get grey hair
Ghost fashions are mysterious to us living people.
It’s like what happens when parents don’t teach their kid and expect them to just know everything.
I don’t get it
There’s flowers blooming on the grave in the last panel.
Neither did they…
Capitalist propaganda posting is worse than horny posting.
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The fuck is this supposed to mean?
pro suicide propaganda
