What is the charge? Sending a lemon? A single, succulent lemon?
I think it was for stalking:
Delivery instructions varied:
“Hand it to him directly” “He will know” “Tell him she remembers” 14 arrived at exactly 11:47 p.m. One arrived during his job interview. One arrived at a hospital while he was visiting his father.Edit: FAKE, as found below.
Just an FYI, this random content mill doesn’t cite any sources. This has been circulating on Facebook, Instagram, etc. and claims specifically 241 days. I tried finding it, and it’s fortunately just satire. No actual news organizations have covered this, there are no court records, and the most you’ll find are random content mills regurgitating Facebook memes.
(Edit: But it is surprisingly creative.)
(Edit 2: And 1847 lemons over 241 days implies 7.5 lemons daily within the fiction of the meme.)
Thanks for finding that and it is pretty creative, lol. Here is something else she did:
26-YEAR-OLD WOMAN PLEADS GUILTY IN MANITOBA’S FIRST-EVER ‘AGGRESSIVE CAROLING’ CASE — STOOD OUTSIDE HER EX-BOYFRIEND’S HOUSE EVERY NIGHT IN DECEMBER — SANG ONLY ‘LAST CHRISTMAS’ — FOR 14 NIGHTS
She sounds like a real go-getter!
I’ve heard mentioning Manitoba in your fake meme makes it seem believable
If you think about it for 3 seconds the story falls apart yeah. That’s no fun. Door Dash would blacklist as soon as the ex complained.
But if nobody complained and the lemons are getting paid for, I wonder if anyone would try to stop you doing this 7.5 times a day and how long it’d take.
But if nobody complained and the lemons are getting paid for, I wonder if anyone would try to stop you doing this 7.5 times a day and how long it’d take.
If you’re looking for government or police intervention, the answer is that it would never happen. They don’t give a shit. I was subjected to actual stalking and harassment for an extended period of time (years) from my ex and people affiliated with her, and the police were absolutely worthless.
You should try having more money. Generally, the police help people with lots of money.
She would be eaten alive in service fees, fees for not hitting the minimal spending threshold, tip, etc.
In fact, I just tried and one 89c lemon came out to $12.80
Yeah, the meme tries to dress it up as her having used 11 spoof accounts, but it misses the obvious point that they’d just block the address/that specific one-lemon order altogether.
I was willing to give this the slightest bit of credibility to try looking it up until the meme started elaborating on numbers and nailed the coffin shut.
It would also be insanely expensive. Also usually you would order something like this from instacart. Most restaurants don’t have a single lemon menu option. Though I mow they’ve been expanding into offering services to other areas, to get in on instacart style action. (Personally I would never trust a dasher to shop like an ic shopper.)
20 to 40 thousand dollars I think
Hello, I’d like to subscribe to lemons. Ultra diamond level with the find me anywhere option.
The biggest indication of it being fake is any sort of consistent arrival time. That just doesn’t make sense for any courier or delivery service
11:47pm is 40 minutes later than the time of day John Lennon died on the 8th of December 1980!
Coincidence? I think so!
John Lemon is a door Dasher, confirmed!
Gentlemen, this is delivery manifest!
Can confirm:
DELIVERY MANIFEST
+---------------+
| QTY | ITEM |
+---------------+
| 1 | LEMON |
+---------------+I see you know your judo well.
I would love to receive fresh lemons all the time.
They have an app for that!
I can fix her
Fix? What more can a man want than 1,847 lemons?
Literally what is the crime, though?
Door dashing a lemon!? A succulent yellow lemon!?
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How many lemons can I door dash someone before it becomes a crime? 🤔
Sounds like 1,846
The important question is, whether the ex made lemonade.
that, or invented combustible lemons…
When life gives you lemons, arrest life.
Life gave humans citrons and bitter oranges and we used them to make lemons.
What if you’re allergic to citrus? When life gives you lemons, swell up and die
Someone’s still sour about it!
Can anyone find a legitimate source for this?
Everything I can find all points back to a Facebook posting on a page called “Memezar,” which doesn’t cite any sources or contain any details that would help in a search.
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I also found those.
The image in the article has a watermark from Memezar, has all of the same text from the Memezar Facebook post, except that it has named the woman. Searching for a woman of that name in Toronto doesn’t match up with the image in the article.
The YouTube video doesn’t offer any new details or cite source, but it repeats some of the details from the Memezar Facebook post.
I believe it is fake (or satire): https://lemmy.world/comment/24087259
Ping: @jaaake@lemmy.world
When ex-wife sends you lemons…
I see nothing wrong here. Just a girl enjoying her lemon party 1847 times.
What’s a lemon party?
Something you probably shouldn’t Google if you’re still at work
Speak for yourself
When life gives you lemons, shut up and eat your lemons.
This is fake news
I wish someone cared about me not getting scurvy this much
I wonder if it was bizarre enough for the ex to know exactly who this is coming from, or if it was bizarre enough to make him freak out.
edit: apparently the latter
That’s like $3600, minimum
Yeah but she paid right?
She did. I just feel you get diminishing returns after the first several hundred lemons.
She probably bought them in bulk. They keep a long time in the cold.
What? She used DoorDash.
She sent him orders of exactly one lemon, though.
That’s what I meant: that will cost less if you buy them in bulk, then use them one by one.
Premeditated harassment!
Granted, 241 days is a long time. Maybe 2 bulks then.
I am, of course, entirely serious about this.
She used doordash though. I’m pretty sure you can’t send your own pre-bought lemons using doordash.
Oh. This shows my ignorance! I never use such services.
Delivery fees alone are probably $10k+.
I did a conservative estimate based on Doordash’s lowest at $1.99
Was it at regular intervals? Like one every two days or only on weekends? That’s a fresh lemon for a nice tequila guaranteed
