𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoIf you could see one statistic above every person's head, that is updated in real time and never goes away, what would you choose?message-squaremessage-square409linkfedilinkarrow-up1251arrow-down110
arrow-up1241arrow-down1message-squareIf you could see one statistic above every person's head, that is updated in real time and never goes away, what would you choose?𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square409linkfedilink
minus-squareToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up71arrow-down4·2 months agoHow likely they are to have sex with me this very second behind those bushes over there. Good God I’m shallow sometimes…
minus-squarezikzak025@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up94·edit-22 months ago“This stupid stat is broken, it just shows 0 for everybody.”
minus-squareAlexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 months agoIt was easier to program that way. The odds of it ever not being 0 were too small to spend the resources for a proper indicator.
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months ago“Oh, finally, someone with 20%. Wait… is that a negative sign?!”
minus-squareagamemnonymous@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoMy first thought was how attracted they are to me, which I guess is kinda the same thing
minus-squarelonefighter@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoThat’s useless, I already know the answer, it’s “not at all”
minus-squareagamemnonymous@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoIt’s more useful for some people. Even then, you never know. Attraction is weird sometimes.
minus-squareHerbGrower@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoHow willingly would they put up with me for a while?
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoRecency of last wank would be an interesting one
minus-squareapplebusch (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agofriend gets back from the bathroom and their number has gone down near zero
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoOh shit, I didn’t think of romantic compatibility.
minus-squareHubertManne@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoman its going to drive you crazy when you are really far from those bushes. like in another country.
How likely they are to have sex with me this very second behind those bushes over there.
Good God I’m shallow sometimes…
“This stupid stat is broken, it just shows 0 for everybody.”
Laughs in ugly
It was easier to program that way. The odds of it ever not being 0 were too small to spend the resources for a proper indicator.
“Oh, finally, someone with 20%. Wait… is that a negative sign?!”
My first thought was how attracted they are to me, which I guess is kinda the same thing
That’s useless, I already know the answer, it’s “not at all”
It’s more useful for some people. Even then, you never know. Attraction is weird sometimes.
How willingly would they put up with me for a while?
Recency of last wank would be an interesting one
friend gets back from the bathroom and their number has gone down near zero
Oh shit, I didn’t think of romantic compatibility.
man its going to drive you crazy when you are really far from those bushes. like in another country.