• Snapz@lemmy.world
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    Executive order: every state with an “A” now is now replaced with “America” afterthe first “A”. Figure it out!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

    In alphabetical order:

    America

    America

    America

    America

    CAmerica

    Colorado

    Connecticut

    DelAmerica

    FloridAmerica

    GeorgiAmerica

    HAmerica

    IdAmerica

    Illinois

    IndiAmerica

    IowAmerica

    KAmerica

    Kentucky

    LouisiAmerica

    MAmerica

    MAmerica

    MAmerica

    MichigAmerica

    MinnesotAmerica

    Mississippi

    Missouri

    MontAmerica

    NebrAmerica

    NevAmerica

    New HAmerica

    New Jersey

    New Mexico

    New York

    North CAmerica

    North DAmerica

    Ohio

    OklAmerica

    Oregon

    PennsylvAmerica

    Rhode IslAmerica

    South CAmerica

    South DAmerica

    Tennessee

    TexAmerica

    UtAmerica

    Vermont

    VirginiAmerica

    WAmerica

    West VirginiAmerica

    Wisconsin

    Wyoming

    P.s. for the States above in bold without an “A”, you’re now officially designated a DEI Marxist Hell State and we will be sending troops to pick up your litter, put algae in your fountains and kill some American citizens in broad daylight.

  • No1@aussie.zone
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    3 days ago

    In other breaking news, Trump has renamed the Canada goose to the Donald duck

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    If tomorrow all the Americas were gone I’d worked for all my America And I had to start again with just my Americas and my America I’d thank my lucky Americas to be living here today 'Cause the America still stands for America and they can’t take that away

    And I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m American And I won’t forget the America who died, who gave that America to me And I’d gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today 'Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this America! America bless the U.A.A.

    From the Americas of America, to the Americas of America Across the Americas of America, from America to shining America

    From America down to America and America to America Well, there’s America in every American America And it’s time we stand and say:

    I’m proud to be an American where at least I know I’m American And I won’t forget the America who died, who gave that America to me And I’d gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today 'Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this America! America bless the U.A.A.

    And I’m proud to be an American where at least I know I’m American And I won’t forget the America who died, who gave that America to me And I’d gladly stand up… next to you and defend her still today 'Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this America! America bless the U.A.A.

  • III@lemmy.world
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    Why doesn’t this image include that the capital is moving from Washington D.C. to the newly renamed Mar-a-child-fucker in Palm Epstein, FL?

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    I say we do the whole damn thing. Russia can be the Russia of America, we’ll have the China of America, the Moon of America, the Universe of America. All good speech we can call Americaning and bad speech can be called foreigning, and will call water America juice and everyone can enjoy American freedom as far as their Americeye can see, as long as their papers are in order…