Even I am edible, but that children is called “cannibalism”.
Literally what he said. Maybe just the Johnny Depp one.
Yep, just the Depp one. But it’s “eatable”
You are correct, my good sir/madame
“But Oompa Loompas aren’t humans, right? So they’re fair game!”
The previous movies made them look like forshortened humans. The Timothee Chalamet one made them more like elves
In the original story, they were rather unfortunately depicted as looking like African pygmies. They were later made to look more inhuman so the forced labor would be okay.
Racism? In my celebrated English children’s story? It’s more likely than you think.
Roald Dahl had some…UNFORTUNATE views.
Do share!
Apparently bad enough that this had to be made :
https://www.roalddahlmuseum.org/our-story/anti-racism-statement/
Racism and antisemitism.
Tell them I hate them
That line cracked me up when I saw it back when it first aired. What did they do to deserve that, Farnsworth??
The small pygmy race barely rates against some of the racist shit in that and great glass elevator.
The fuck. There’s a timothee chalamet Wonka?
I watchd it when i had covid and fuck me dead i was not in a fit state for hugh grant oompa loompas or matt lukas with eyebrows.
Try pairing it with a nice acid
Okay, now pair a weekend hospital stay (for, I don’t know, routine butthole maintenance? Express those glands) with watching the new Battlestar.
Or rather don’t. It gave me hospital psychosis. The paranoia in the series bled through to real life. It was not my kind of fun.
I’ll see you and raise you chemo and watchmen the film :P
rowan atkinson steals the show in everything he’s in. quod erat demonstratum it’s a rowan atkinson wonka.
Fair enough
Only marginally darker than the original.
In the original he wouldn’t have been horrified cause he probably already tried one himself and he meant what he said.
RIP, the only Wonka in my heart
Charlies Slaughterhouse.
Everything here’s edible too, once
Charlie and the Charnel Factory
I don’t save any memes. But this one… this one i saved.
Oompa Loompas were always edible.
In fact, they were bred that way, so that you could take them on trips with you, but if you run out of food, you can just eat the Oompa Loompas.
Know your place in the food pyramid.
It’s like that scene from backrooms
Keep talking, weird dude, you’re next.
They’re free from their drowned mind now….
