My life is in your hands Lemmy
Take a shower
doing that more now
My life is in your hands Lemmy
This is one of the scariest sentences I’ve ever seen
I’m honestly surprised that it’s been 13 hours and no one has suggested OP kill himself.
This thread was very wholesome!
yeah kinda surprising lol
Eat healthy foods in moderation, exercise, get to bed on time and don’t do any drugs.
trying

not interested
Eat beans for dinner. At least three kinds
I actually did this lol
Fuck yeah
Make sure to drink enough water. Not too much water though.
25 pushups before the end of the day
I got to get in better shape first, but I’m working on it
Rise and grind gamer
Blow up the mooooon!!!
impossible
Well, ya; not with that attitude
Touch grass
I did that with my shoes
Install bonzi buddy, the true AI.
looks bad
Stretch, only eat within a 6 hour window each day, take lsd
Get some chocolate cookies
no too fat
Make some paper.
no idea how

The urge to say the thing I’m sure most of us thought jokingly.
But don’t do it OP, we care about you. Not really but it’s the right thing to do.
You can be the hero we need without a prefix.








