Blackmist@feddit.uk to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoRepublicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trumpwww.bbc.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square220fedilinkarrow-up1763arrow-down126
arrow-up1737arrow-down1external-linkRepublicans wear ear bandages in 'solidarity' with Trumpwww.bbc.co.ukBlackmist@feddit.uk to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square220fedilink
minus-squarespicy pancake@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-25 months agoif straight women got bleeped when they said “dyke” I’d have a way easier time dating 🫠 just run up to a hot gal with a fake microphone like “TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT’S THE WORD FOR ‘an embankment for holding back water’!?” “[bleep]?” “correct thank you ma’am have a nice day” “dyke?” “correct! question 2 are you single and/or dating?”
minus-squareBrickhead92@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 months ago“TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT’S THE WORD FOR ‘an embankment for holding back water’!?” “A levee??” “… touchè”
Made me think of this.
if straight women got bleeped when they said “dyke” I’d have a way easier time dating 🫠
just run up to a hot gal with a fake microphone like “TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT’S THE WORD FOR ‘an embankment for holding back water’!?”
“[bleep]?”
“correct thank you ma’am have a nice day”
“dyke?”
“correct! question 2 are you single and/or dating?”
“TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT’S THE WORD FOR ‘an embankment for holding back water’!?”
“A levee??”
“… touchè”