Gambling every day for decades and still not addicted, what are the odds!
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I’ll put down 100k
I can quit any time I like. I won’t. But I could!
Quit what? Life? I can’t, I’m addicted to living :(
You seem addicted to breathing. Try quitting
“I never gamble. Not in a million years.”
“I bet I can get you to gamble by the end of the day.”
“You’re on!”
“Ha! I don’t know how I’m gonna get you, but I’ll figure something out before the day is over, just you wait.”
Big gulps huh?
We landed on the moon!
Clever title.
I bet he is not addicted!
I bet he is
So you think I have a gambling problem?
I’ll bet you $100 that I don’t!
How many times can the same content be reposted?
Atleast twice
Statistically speaking, if nobody you know is a ghost, you’re the ghost.
I don’t understand, please explain
Something a ghost would say…
- Imagine a group of people
- You look around and notice that there are no ghosts in that group of people
- Now you need to check if you are a ghost, which you can’t check
- Therefore, it’s statistically likely that you are a ghost if nobody you know is a ghost
Guess we’re all ghosts
boo
The dude: aww damn it
My old boss spent all day gambling on his phone and talking about buying a Corvette.
Dude still lived with (mooched) off his mom and paid no bills. He makes, last time I checked, 80k/year for doing fuck all. He has his underlings done everything.
Dude lives a shit existence lol
that is fake, right?
Classic joke getting chewed by the hivemind into some kind of collective permanent epiphany about how much brighter we all are compared to online strangers.
A very toxic industry to be in, I used to be an engineer for a company that looked after slot machines here in the UK. High Street betting shops would regularly get smashed up by people after they lost all their money, but they would just pay us to repair them and let them back a few weeks later because they knew they’d be back. Completely taking advantage of people with a very real problem.
Quitting gambling and smoking is easy. I’ve done it several times already.
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