Why did she babble on about being scared about saying yes to Traitors?! She APPLIED to be on the show. She’s such an idiot!
Because that’s her only move - her legs are shaking and she’s scared but she does it! She also wants to create the illusion of being the chosen one.
Exactly. She didn’t ’say yes’, she applied. Loser.
She also made sure she started watching it and became a “nerd” for the show. She’s so proud her picture is on that wall! Wowzers! What ambition!
Probably wants to act like she was scouted to be on 😂
When has she ever even alluded to watching or caring about the morning show? Also can’t wait for the planned L content of her recording them dancing and smiling when she gets home. Look I care!!
She has never mentioned this show but will lie in bed watching the latest episode of a show that’s target audience is in her daughter’s demographic
Oh here we go again with the whole Lemon gets sick at school narrative 🙄 maybe if you didn’t shelter her for 4 years she’d be more immune to sicknesses (not saying she’d never get sick but you know what I mean!!) maybe your flying all over made her sick with all your airport germs because we know you’re a dirty slob.
Also she is a selfish pathetic mother for ditching her poor sick little girl to go to NYC, California and a wedding for two nights. Just a sad excuse for a mother, nothing she did was more important than taking care of her sick child. Kick rocks you stupid bitch! Sorry she makes me so mad lol. Also acting like mother of the year walking her to school 🙄
She somehow made herself look worse! One thing is leaving your child. Another is leaving your sick kid. Way to out yourself, you selfish loser.
She doesn’t see how wrong it is either, she really is messed up
She’s a dumb bitch that’s all……
Imagine acting this way bc you CHOSE to wake up and watch a show for young adults at 3am. It wasn’t a competition on who’d watch it first lol. Literally once again proving she’ll do anything but watch her kid.
No sorry needed she’s a total ass. When she’s feeling a high from some grandiose delusions of her own fame and importance she’s is so gross to watch.
She’s the one bringing back illness. I csnt stand her and I csnt wait for her to fall hard.
Not only that. Her kid was sick and her and hubby went off galivanting to a wedding…leaving her chronically ill, elderly mother to care for a sick child…exposing NK to sickness could be dangerous to her with her age and health situation.
She probably did leave L with Nana but I think bird leaves L home with the teens too!
Came here to say the exact same thing. She’s actually the worst of all the “influencers” and her selfishness is getting worse.
It shocks me how selfish she really is and how she sees no wrong in her actions. She can’t use work as excuse either bc walking a red carpet for something she has no part of is not work at all.
So full of shit. I guess she’s been reading comments.
“It’s so so possible”, to get to a better place. All you need is memes. And to shut down your 6000 follower snark that exposes your lies and fraud.
All she needed was to lose weight. It was eating her alive to be that big and there was no chance she could tell her fans that truth so she had to make up the PMDD
I agree with you. Enjoy this Instagram vs reality from last night. Sarah Nicole Landry is the queen of filters and lip filler.
This one needs to go on instagramreality too!!!
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And the PMDD; insulin resistance justified the GLP-1
Memes AND Disney don’t forget! 🤪
Someone should tell her to fuck right off! She’s so dismissive
This caption made me angry. She loves to play the mom card but she’s just the ‘vessel’ that birthed those kids. Moms do the hard job of parenting in addition to their other jobs but she’s chosen to outsource!
I’m sick of her acting like she’s this great mom and she had to make this big decision to choose family or big nights out when we know she doesn’t even hesitate to choose the event over her family.
Like sorry Birdie, I don’t want YOU representing me because I actually care about my family and would always choose them first.
And not even important, work related events that would be understandable. 99% of the time she attends events where her presence is of no value whatsoever, and where there is no value to her “career”. She uses “working” to party and put herself out there for attention, that’s it.
She was probably hoping John Hamm would fulfill her breastfeeding kink.
Hopefully the teens have a good step mother who is there for them while Bird is off fulfilling her fantasies. 🍋’s real mother is NK.
Hopefully she does a better job with this one than she did with the birthing vessel.
Boobs look alot bigger than usual…
They ‘ebb and flow’
“Chaos and calm”
I will be reported by 2pm 🤣
Baaaahahaha I AM seeing a lot of deleted comments. Must be yours Crazy how the ONE person who said they’re “excited” for TBP has made posts about her children on different Reddit pages, seemingly spending a lot of time and care with her kids, but obviously can’t see the harm TBP does to L. Super weird.
That poor person drank gallons of her Kool-Aid!
Her older kids must just roll their eyes at her performances. She wants us to think she’s making sure everyone gets breakfast before school - I’m sure they all got their own while she made herself whatever is in that mug
Also, there is no Pumping up the Jam here! Too much for little minds who need some peace before embarking on a very long day of learning new things and navigating playgrounds and personalities.
The comments on her post are VERY repetitive. Oh my God, I’m unwell… It’s almost as if 🤖 accounts are commenting. Fascinating stuff.
A good morning routine is crucial for the little ones. I can only imagine the chaos in that household when we see things strewn around in the background of every pic. Winter is going to be insane having to get her all bundled up first thing in the morning when she’s used to rolling out of bed and heading over to Nana’s just wearing a coat and some crocs.
Just wanted to repost this revealing side by side posted on the other thread by @facialSwelling@lemmy.ca
That nose is used in high school geometry lessons WTF hahahahahahahaha
Why is she acting like she’s some big celebrity who rubbed elbows with the likes of Jennifer Aniston?! Lmfao
It ddi seem like she was in an altered state during that story but we all know “she doesn’t drink”. I really wonder who she hung out with at the after party since we all know, despite what she says, she can’t handle being alone.
She thinks she’s sooooo important. She’s so embarassing.
What the ever loving fuck is this face? I hate to say it but it is filtered to the point of looking like faces of people who have severe EDs. Like I immediately thought of 00s Nicole Richie and how her face shape changed to something similar during her extreme ED years.
She’s sickening.
If I’m ever emotionally fulfilled from a TV show and not my family, travels, friends, experiences, or career, please institutionilze me.
My fulfillment as a MOTHER: sitting down at the dinner table with them every day and talking, laughing and honestly I sometimes just sit back and observe my kids (24, 19, 17) as they all banter with their boyfriends, girlfriends. Watching these young adults interact and bond with each other - THAT IS TRUE FULFILLMENT. You absolute self centred c u next Tuesday. Get wrecked 🖕🏼
Do you remember her whole thing where she said you don’t have to be with your child to parent? One of the kids was asking her to buy something and she did it from - a concert (I think) - that’s not parenting. That is being a wallet. Or how about when 🍋 was younger and she said her child was so young she didn’t even know her mother had been away? She wants the title of mother and all that it brings her but doesn’t want to actually mother anyone but herself.
You mean it isn’t staring at yourself on your phone? It’s not travelling solo while continually talking about a long ago divorce? Passing off your kids to your mother while you pretend you deserve to act single and carefree? 🙄
Hell ya! Same girl!
She’s going to get just what she deserves emotionally from those kids someday. Unfortunately, they are getting what they don’t deserve emotionally from their birthing human already.
She just wants to look cool and fit in because TSITP is the most popular show out there right now, she’ll literally jump on any bandwagon and then go full speed. She just looks pathetic tbh.
Her life sucks. She has a lovely family, a newly renovated home, she gets freebies galore handed to her, free trips and none of that is good enough for her. She needs a show whose demographic is young adults to make her feel fulfilled, god help this woman.
You forgot the Pepto Palace - she has a cottage too but it’s a show that fulfills her.
I don’t, watch TV so I don’t have any clue what this show is.
It’s mainly a show for teens and young adults. I admit i watch it and I’m a year younger than her but I’m also not acting the way she is about it that’s for sure. Like it isn’t worth this much energy lol.
Do you guys think she has any control over the Traitors subreddit?! Mods have been cleaning house on any negative comments about her 🫠
Probably went on a reporting spree 🙄
Unbelievable 🙄 no negative comments on the Instagram either which is surprising.
How pathetic, REAL celebs don’t delete negative comments because they’re too busy living their actual important lives. Go get it #girlboss you’re doing great /s LOL
GULP. Having hard time with eye contact having to tell her fans that she’s capable of not being honest.
Ya sweating her ass off because she’s a Lying fraud.
Sweating because she’s worried that we’re all about to see the real her. Her new trauma unlocked, sweaty armpits!
Peace out 🍋! Mommy’s gone again and really doesn’t care about JK - she has her own life to live after the trauma of staying home with your siblings. This woman knows nothing about balance and the tightrope most working mothers walk while they work and also support their children. She has the privilege of saying no so she can be there for important times in her child’s life but has chosen to dig her heels in and believes this is ‘her’ time so the answer must be yes. I really believe that making the decision to bring a human into this world is a sacred pact and it’s a duty to do whatever you can to make this new person feel as safe and secure as possible. When you’ve made that choice you know that you’re not going to come first for a very long time and live accordingly. If you’re unwilling to make that commitment then don’t have another baby!
Also, how deep is her trauma from staying home with siblings? She wasn’t at home most nights. As soon as Dad was home from work, and they’d all eaten the butter noodles she made, Sarah was off in the family van to meet guys in the alleyway behind Food Basics for sex.
I feel like this is specific enough to believe!
I can’t believe that loser Shame tolerates her bullshit. I mean he’s no prize but does he think his wife is some celebrity? And to the blind idiot followers - open your eyes! This self centred spoiled brat is failing her children in every way. To the dickhead construction company who gifted her a designer kitchen - was it worth it? Maybe next time donate your gift to a family in need or to parents who will appreciate such a beautiful kitchen to cook meals for their family and sit down for some quality time. Ughhh, I’m ranting
Shane is not a bystander; he engineered this. Without him, Sarah Nicole Landry would never have been able to scale her “business”. Shane had the keys to system1. He had access to the operational scaffolding that turned her delusions of grandeur into a marketable fraud. His co-conspirator role was necessary for the survival of his own ego. He needed to be the rescuer and the big man. Probably because Sarah played Shane against her ex-husband and claimed she was a victim of abuse. Shame has the same rotted brain Sarah has. A healthy mind would bend under the weight of guilt. But there’s no guilt here, only rationalizations and entitlement. The whole family has the same fucked up brain. They function as an echo chamber of pathology. Recall Nana Kimi lashing out on Reddit, defending child exploitation with the chilling refrain: “Everyone does it.” The same excuse for plagiarism, for manipulation, for theft of identity. They are recyclers of lies…propped up by a network of sycophants, social climbers, and opportunists who use mimicry, not talent. What binds them is their shame. Shane’s shame of his origins, Sarah’s shame of her ordinariness. Together, they built their mini empire of counterfeit narratives. Empire’s collapse. One day, a story will be told about this family that will leave them staring into the abyss of their own narcissism.
Thank you for saying this - it’s so well thought out. I believe, if her numbers keep dropping, she’s pulling another health scare out of her bag of tricks.
She’s losing sooo many. Especially after the traitors announcement. I love that for her.
Wow, this was so well written and bang on 🎤
Now she’s added meeting women into the mix!! Saying YES to all the things 😵💫
Saying yes to everything, except your own poor little child. She’s disgusting
Everyone knows she was conceived for content sadly. Bird can’t make it any more obvious.
I can’t remember how old the eldest was during the traumatic and dramatic flight from the marriage over to mom and dad’s place. She don’t think she was very old so her oppressive life of being chained to the home didn’t last very long - I think Birdie time has been going on for a long time now. She’s always chosen what she wants over what’s best for the kids
A little Disney trip because she deserves a break? ✌️
A little reminder should go to whomever gives the trip (if it’s Disney) of miss family content j*zz face
She is going to Disney?
Yes the random woman she’s going with posted it
These trips are all 100% optional. If she can do a day of reels & a post of an event it’s lazy “content”. But she doesn’t need to be at any of them, she’s choosing getting dressed up over her family. She’s no one’s spokes person and now matter important she tries to appear she’s one in 100s or 1000s who are attending events so those company’s appear important. Pandora doesn’t share her posts, Apple didn’t. And Kn*x - those look like pity shares to me. In 2025 no one put her name on their products or clothing because there is no return attached to bird 💩.
No one reposts her. It’s hilarious. No one even knows her. She’s bleeding followers. She’s done
How any mother that follows her finds her inspirational or someone to look up to as a mother is truly out of their mind. If anything she is teaching me how NOT to be a mother. She is anything but a mother. I can’t wait for the day L is old enough to not want anything to do with her anymore. Clearly B and J want nothing to do with her because they’ve become nonexistent.
Like imagine watching your mom repack her suitcase every week to go on yet another trip and leave you behind? And now to Disney without the actual kids? Pathetic. I hate her.
This 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 two of my three kids are the same ages as hers and if anything they need me more now!! Seriously her kids must be so sick of her shit. I hate her.
I fear the poor child is going to have abandonment issues - she already is always complimenting her mother and performing in the hopes of being noticed
Diagnosis du Jour : ADHD
Oh is this another self diagnosis?
Don’t forget: (always made as content when whatever it is, is a trending topic)
PMDD
Eating disorders / disordered eating
IBS / chronic digestive issues
Pelvic floor incontinence
Allergic/intolerant to dairy
Allergic/intolerant to gluten
ADHD
Active suicidal ideation (I take medication to stay alive)
Fear of driving
Alluded to an abusive relationship with the ex
Amemic
Vitamin deficiencies
Numbness in legs/neuropathy
Constipation “poo trauma/stigma)
(“I take medication to stay alive”)
Anxiety
Depression
Cured PMDD” with lifestyle/travel /memes
Cooking trauma
“The pregnancies began” trauma (conveniently posted when The Handmaid Tale was popular)
Migraines
Breast cancer scare
Her children’a private health/ milestones/ diagnoses
What am I missing?
This woman is a walking miracle. How has she survived? Must be because she used to be such a good Christan woman. Jesus saved
Dark armpits , great list. I think people forget all this.
OMG this list is GOLD!! What a fucking loser she is.
Trauma over things touching her neck. Said while always rubbing her neck though.
Oh like today’s ugly wedding outfit.
How could we forget the tiktok she made that got 1.5 million views bc she made it seem like her baby died. So gross.
She knows exactly what she’s doing. What a gross, vile human being. And NICE FILTER!
She knew what she was doing when she posted that one! Everything is calculated to boost the views - going viral gives her a dopamine hit
Not to mention all of her kids’ ailments & personal milestones exploited for her socials (1st period- video for Knix, learning diagnoses, FPIES, remember when pregnant with L and possible brain growth?Imbalance walking was a potential brain tumor? M & J’s body composition was discussed in detail. J’s Dr. visit and getting weighed, anxiety, and on and on. Everything is content, and there was a dramatic scare about her development?
B’s learning disability. Whatever the f that was.
Strange that a slim, much younger Sarah Nicole Landry doesn’t have a snatched jaw.
Intense spiders in straws phobia.
Black toes and toenail loss from running.
YESSSSS the black toenail 🤣 meanwhile she showed her toes in the tub (of course half-naked as one does for the gram) right after she mentioned the black toenail trauma) and they were fine. She’s one of those people who just lies for the sake of lying. Who else knew people like that in highschool?
This is insanity. She’s sick in the head above all else, that’s the one real thing.
Divorce trauma
Can’t forget the SUNBURN trauma
Oh how could I almost forget HIGH CORTISOL ✌️
Ohhh and don’t forget “the hash-motos” as she called it.
Your list is impressively comprehensive! Thank you - it’s an excellent reference tool
Interesting how the two she had no control over (top and bottom left) look like the same person even though they are years apart, but the two she did have control over don’t even look related to her, let alone actually look like her. No filters my ass, how dumb does she think everyone is? Top left is from the new Traitors trailer.
Now imagine her without all the medical enhancements, professional makeup, fake hair, and good lighting. It’s nuts, she filtered herself from day one, lied about being body positive, and was paid enormous amounts of money for being authentic. She then takes that money, gets all the face work done, gets the Ozempic, gets the wardrobe, the extensions, the laser facelifts, the makeup, AND she still can’t look like the filtered version of her. Ha! I hope her world comes crashing down on her. This woman is a massive fraud. Anyone who supports her should be ashamed.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
This are hilarious to look at. And also sad. It’s a little scary that someone as broken as Sarah has a platform that influences others and that woman fall for her crap. There is absolutely nothing “real” about her.
She’s def moved on from childrens initials necklace. I bet she hates this picture.
Unfortunately everyone else is dumb since we’re the only ones who seem to notice and call it out even though it’s incredibly obvious. But maybe more people will come around while watching the show.
As the cheeto leading the US said “smart people don’t like me” and well…same same
OH MY FUCK. Can this absolute dickhead just shut the fuck up and get off her soapbox?! Egregious bitch
“working”. Can somebody from the Funny Farm some please load this quack up? She’s bonified crazy
I’m sorry but walking a red carpet where NOBODY knew who she was is not work, she did no work at that event. I could see if she wrote review articles or did interviews but all she did was look like a gigantic bitch on a red carpet because photographers didn’t know her name. What work did she do at Disney animation? She posted some photos of big and tiny things, wow!
Her definition of work is certainly different than what most consider a work day. God I am sick of her.
Speaking of the premiere she attended…why was she even on that carpet getting her photo taken? Who was she representing there? She was just “there”. Doing absolutely nothing. Celebrities attend premieres to create interest because people are influenced and want to be seen adjacent to celebrity status. This is not the case whatsoever. Also, it’s a series for adults so it tracks that it’s not her bag. Now, going to see cartoons or teenage movies is more like it. I think it’s yuck when adults pander to kids and high school/college aged young adults.
Sure she gets large paychecks for “partnerships” with Ninja or Canadian Tire and a few sympathy shoots with Knix. But if she’s been doing this for 7 years and that’s the payoff for always being away from your kids to get dressed up a fake some version of celebrity doesn’t seem like she’s doing anything meaningful full at all. Her work has not paid off?!! She was saying this is who she wants to be at 90 - saying yes and all that BS. I do believe she will be 90, completely self absorbed without a clue in the world about why she is alone and no one cares about her 90 years.
Agreed. When she’s 90 she’ll be looking at an empty house because her kids want nothing to do with her and she’ll be into several divorces. She’ll be alone but at least she’ll have some red carpet photos of herself all alone!
Funny, all her big special moments (in her mind) she has spent them all alone. How can that be super special? Doing everything meaningful alone? That’d make me feel so shitty if I were her family and I knew none of my mother’s/wives best moments were spent with me.
Having all the big moments alone is an interesting observation and I think it makes her diehards love her even more since, it appears, she’s sharing the moments with them. Really don’t think she’s ever thought about the fact her family isn’t there for the runway walks since it’s all about her and the applause and then the hits from her online devotees. She may have regrets when she’s older but she can also lie about the experiences since there are no witnesses! 😝
Working? Bahahaha!
Absolutely insane. I wonder what her driving skills are like when she is this out of it.
She’s still busy ‘working’!
Yikes. Ozempic butt.
I interesting text box placement today
Lol. Definitely sarcopenic. Eew
She’s gross.
She’s lost weight. It’s NOT a filter. It is ozempic.
She must be exhausted after all this ‘work’