Oh f*ck off bird shit. Tell us about all your privileged trauma. Is this how she counters all the comments about choosing herself 100/100 times over her family? The only way to choose joy is to get your stage make up on and abandon the life you chose? She’s an ugly piece of work.
Her family must feel really good that she keeps saying “choose joy” as she is leaving them behind.
She also LOVES Sundays so she can sit on her ass and pretend she is the Eagles #1 fan, is this not also the day her kids go back to their dads so she doesn’t have to deal with them?
The Sunday hand over trauma seems non-existent now
Yeah, that’s probably not great for those kids to see all the time.
That is exactly it. She rolls out the implied story of self-harm and reinforces that she has to now party all the time to keep herself alive. Parties and memes are her lifeblood apparently, not family and fucking working on herself in any meaningful way. Imagine your only hobbies are shopping and taking fucking selfies?
Anyone who’s ever been a teenager knows this manipulative way of existing, where we try to talk people into accepting our choices as necessary actions. She has parents who accept that and even nurture it, it hasn’t helped her develop into a functioning, well-rounded, unselfish human.
These comments are insane
Blind 🐑🐑
This is beyond delusional. Bey-ond. The fact that she posts this, knowing people in her city who truly know her and her “story” can debunk this BS at any given time is straight up ballsy. People who went to school with her, church with her, grew up with her, knowing her family AND her ex and his family. Psychotic. Probably another reason why she hasn’t come out with her “book” yet because it would be straight up slander and defamation. But without that story and narrative, she has nothing else
All of this. She’s such a fucking loser and a fraud. Too bad for Sarah, more and more people are talking about her and her heaping pile of lies.
No comments from her parents, kids or any other family members that I know of, AJC, RR.
It’s all comments from her Shine jerk off like pod. For her next story arc, I bet she leaves Shane and does the same thing to Shane that she did to her ex. A divorce will help her engagement.
That’s my prediction too - this marriage has reached its sell-by date
She looks a lot happier here than she ever does with him!
The comment count for a supposed 2.5 million follower account is abysmal and shocking.
She’s fucked in the head. Oh poor little Sarah getting everything in life handed to her, it must be so hard being her!! I’m so sick of her always fishing for sympathy when she lives the most privileged white girl life.
Hubby wasn’t featured once, interesting.
Imagine not featuring your significant other once in a post about staying alive, yikes!!!
She’s a delusional freak. I can’t wait until she’s done
Yep! Not even the recent anniversary photoshoot or a pic of the two of them from The Artist’s wedding - nothing - no sign of the husband
I noticed jemstone wasn’t featured either, she’s def asked to not be featured anymore
Is this fucken loser serious? What trauma!!!
LOL who is this??? Persons camera must not have beauty filters installed.
If she’d just BE HERSELF, she’d be fine. She is a perfectly ordinary mommy. Don’t understand why she hates her true self so much.
Because she doesn’t want to be an ordinary mommy or even a mommy at all. She wants to be a “hot girl summer”, quirky, fun, carefree 25 year old even though it can never be.
You’ve got it exactly right. She wants a do-over. She doesn’t want to marry young and have the pregnancies begin. She wants to take a different road and start again but that’s not how real life works. She really believes all those ridiculous plots in the movies she watches are real and she’s going to be famous.
Exactly right.
She doesn’t know who she is so she can’t be herself. She is always pretending to be someone else; both in looks and personality
This one shook me! It looks like she aged 15 years from what she posts - maybe 20. She looks scary.
I had to do multiple double takes bc I was so taken aback. I’m shocked she even reposted it but I’m sure she only did to gaslight her followers.
I wonder how many views her stories really get. Look at the comments numbers on her last three posts.
And 75% of the comments are her replying to other “influencers” 💀
She’d be nothing without the hate watchers. We may be all she has left. Her filters today are pretty interesting.
What a jackass fool. 😆🤣
What’s going on with her eye in the top left one?
I think the filter is attempting to make her face symmetrical. Normally, that eye sits lower on her face. Most people have slightly uneven eyes; some may even have one eye that is somewhat larger than the other. The filter is attempting facial perfection, so it looks like the eye is being tugged up.
Lol wtf
What in the Ivana Trump is going on…
Hahahahaha
Is this dickhead ever home to tuck in her fucking child? Read a story? I absolutely cannot with this hag
Don’t worry she was home AFTER bedtime to post a photo of her poor little girl sleeping. Nobody needs to see that.
She doesn’t respect that child’s right to orivacy
Conveniently in an area she has to disrobe to show it off. Wait for that content
I guess she wore her Wonder Woman big boob bra bexiase she was going to be lying down and didn’t want the pancakes falling off the plate in the pics!
That mid section is looking wide.
I don’t think I’m going out on a limb when I say I do believe this IS her greatest accomplishment.
As we count down to the Traitors Canada launch, I’ll be posting daily Instagram versus reality comparisons of TheBirdsPapaya, aka Sarah Nicole Landry.
This is insane!
I look forward to it!
Can you do it on reddit too? That group is growing!
The worst is not being able to show her face there, have to scribble out her face doesn’t do these photos justice
I don’t even think that’s why the sub was shut down. Alicia’s face and IG handle is shown all the time in her sub.
I don’t think it has anything to do with it either - I think someone has a connection and used it
I’ve always believed this. Wouldn’t surprise me if her hubby worked for Reddit at some point (and maybe doesn’t any more).
And they straight up body shame her too…
Yeah sometimes even I feel bad lol
Right!
And while we are on the topic, it annoys me when they kiss Bird’s ass. I think Alicia is sooo terrible that they think Bird is great. They praise her beauty and work ethic and I’m like WHOMST?!
It might not be why it was shut down, but it could be flagged now and stuff like this could get the new one shut down. It’s just being cautious, I believe
But it’s private, maybe that’s the difference?
Keep it coming! We’re so here for it
You should start a separate thread just for the daily side by sides so they don’t get lost in the noise!
Yes!
Was this one recent?! WOW!
Who, the fuck, is this?
Literally looks nothing like her, she thinks she’s Barbie it’s so funny. I can’t believe the amount of selfies this woman takes, I can’t tell you the last time I even took a selfie.
Do the AirPods ever leave her ears?
I think she’s playing at having ADHD or maybe even that she’s on the spectrum and needs them for external noise regulation. She must have seen someone do it or was told about it during one of her poop casts.
That’s an AI model named #thebirdsaliar. Never forget the real Sarah Nicole Landry. I think she must be stuffing her bra. 😂 She also 100% had an upper bleph.
The bottom one is my favorite! And that makeup effect & the filler is a choice! 🤯
Your receipts are amazing!
The Reitmans one 🤣
Another day another selfie in the bathroom. Iconic.
Boobs? Lmfao. Wow.
They ebb and flow
Oh is she copying besties scrunch face? Another pointless fucking selfie.
But she’s feeling her skinny self so she has to post a body profile instead of full-on scrunchie face! This chick is almost 41 - who else does this?
Skinny self wasn’t looking so skinny in her fenti jacket photoshoot
That’s true but she definitely isn’t this anymore.
She gets more cocky the skinnier she gets, it’s pathetic really.
She’s not that skinny! That shot took a lot of work!
I keep looking at her trying to do scrunch face and she can hardly even move her face lil miss no filler lol
That’s why it’s a profile! She can’t scrunch her face!
Where did the hourglass shape go?
Damage control before traitors.
No one is asking.
Nope
Sooo this is making sense now. Robert Irwin just announced his role to play his father in the new Zootopia 2. Correct me but didn’t she do press for this “cartoon” in LA recently. Her exaggerated story about he and his father would make sense that she needs to foreshadow, pre-brag before she shows the interview.
Kind of like when she made Black Phone her personality for a few days and went on about how important it was to her and suddenly it was her “comfort” film (that she’d never mentioned before). Wouldn’t you know Black Phone 2 is on the way…🙄
She did this with Traitors as well. Boop! All of a sudden she’s a fan! Same with The Morning Show.
Her “comfort film” 😆 I thought that was Twister or Wicked? Most people have comfort films that they have grown up with. She’s is such a scam artist.
Yep her comforts are always changing to align with whatever she can profit from.
She probably just copied this person anyway: https://www.tiktok.com/@st4rmcgraw/video/7533375639680879874
She’s calls this manifesting 🤣🤣. But she’s just shamelessly trying to insert herself. Influencers can’t see that they are being included simply because they are there and shallow enough to think getting invites to movie premiers and Dynamite partnerships add value to the world. Their empty souls bring used by industry. Nothing about birds existence actually paints a picture of happiness.
I odnt know how that movie is comforting… It’s disturbing.
I know right! wtf. It’s a one and done for me. It was decent but not a movie to obsess over.
You aren’t wrong!
A whole new level of desperation. Watched AM inhale some saganaki on her grifted vaca in Greece and had to order some for herself to make a story about it. No doubt to grab the attention of Go Ahead Tours.
100000% conniving on her part.
Did she tag the tour company? She isn’t really subtle!
No she didn’t but AM shared the story so they probably saw it!
Incoming grifted trip to Italy and Greece.
For her and her new gal pals!
Did she? Fuck mam. Tell us you are desperate without telling us. Yuck?!
You can tag and swipe the tag off screen so it’s not visible to anyone but the tagged account. I’m sure she does this often to try and get noticed.
😐☠️🤡
Ya Robert Irwin is Steve Irwin’s son Bird, you fucking dolt.
Strange that Irwin died 19 years ago. How on earth would her daughter remember her mother being upset over his death? And if she was obsessed with Steve then she would know Robert is his son. Stay playing girl!
She never lets the truth get in the way of a ‘good’ story!
LOL good point, J isn’t even 19 yet so she wasn’t even alive to witness Steve Irwin’s death
Bwhahahhahaaaaaa
She’s so friggen lame.
Bird Shit must of forgot she’s the Eagles #1 fan and has opted to waste her time with a shitty romcom instead of the game.
You’re welcome 🤡
The timing of your post was spot on!! She’s such an idiot!
She’s a joke and Shame with the Eagles hat on all the time. Both forgot they were fans I guess 😆
Is it just me or is her face extra frozen? It seems like she can barely move it at all?
This loser is grasping at straws for content. Shea losing tons of followers daily. If all the sudden she gains a bunch everyone will see that its bots. She’s done
It’s definitely extra-long!
GULP…definitely all your fault they lost shit Bird. Should have worn your nasty chili sweater.
She’s more emotional about a stupid fucking footballs game, than she was when her youngest went to JK. What. A. Gross. Person.
How about them Jays birdshit? What a dick. Go touch some grass and cope 🖕🏼
Cares more about this shit than spending time with her daughter after going away every weekend
Is she making herself cry? What the actual fuck. I’m crying…start the camera…
No botox my ass. 😆
The crash she’s gonna have…:)
Honestly can’t wait.
Same
Too bad Shame can’t make her smile like this.
I was JUST coming to post this same screenshot haha. Probably gonna get divorced and say she realized she’s a lesbian lol. That or she wants quickie nails to fall in love with her and then she’ll be like “oh i only like men, sorry you got the wrong idea from my flirting”
Idk this whole LGBTQ angle she’s suddenly going is odd. Hanging out with that community so much now out of nowhere, what is she up to.
She’s tanking and needs her new hook…
I said the same thing!