I didn’t think he would really do it.
JD Vance was the thing that made the Pope finally give up on humanity.
the vatican couch was plush
The pope didn’t thank him
- Just
- Die
- Vatican
- Asshole
- Now
- Cum
- Expeditiously
Obviously Vance wanted to fuck the Papal seat. The pope tried to explain that he couldn’t just let Vance fuck the chair of St Peter. Vance did not like this answer.
He slew two white whales in the same building!
One thing I’ve learned is never try to beat a couch fucker at his own game
He probably didn’t even do it on purpose. But I’m sure he did it.
Rearrange the letters in J.D. Vance and you get VADJECAN
Obviously he was hoping to take his powers.
He killed the pope then a couple days later started up a Muslim terror attack on Hindus so all the worlds major religions are at war
If he had anything to do with it he probably heated the discussion and yelled at him like a spoiled brat.
Homie has a problem with decency and people following the word of Jesus, despite publicly saying he is a Christian.
not just christian. catholic.
in any other age, any other pope, he’d have been excommunicated and maybe put to the auto de fe.
He killed him by being near him
Remind some of this
I asked ChatGPT to explain why JD Vance would kill the pope and it cited articles at me to tell me that JD Vance did not, in fact, kill the pope. I even tried to get it to doubt itself and it doubled down. If I have to live in slop world, I should at least be able to have fun with it :(
Interesting, no slop against big brother.
I love how this is thread is basically lemmyshitpost lmao
