Can you call yourself an SI model if you aren’t invited to swim week and your name isn’t listed among any SI Swimsuit models? She walked the runway as a Knix model during the SI Swim Week show. She wasn’t styled by SI - she was launching her suit for Knix.
She’s tried so hard to be an SI Swimsuit model that it’s really gotten sad and pathetic. She’s reposted that video more than monthly for an entire year and, I believe, she was her nail buddy’s plus one at the launch party since she had a booth during the event.
Her faux friends were all at the weird prom but they actually seem to have a good time together and are both younger. She also seemed to be trying to script a hard pivot from just saying yes and doing the thing even if “your knees are shaking” to being in a saying no era to spend time with her family. I don’t buy it. I think she did start saying no after her 2024 runway walk because she thought things were beneath her and then people stopped asking.
She just babbled on about it. Claiming she isn’t at Swim Week because they (not sure who they is) had another opportunity that was happening today but got moved to next week. She sounded like the looser she is.
She hates it so much. She wouldn’t have even been spending time with her family if her plans didn’t fall through yet she’s acting like SAHM of the year with her prison lasagna and going to cheer tryouts.
Like learn to cook anything else. A single other dish. Imagine every time your mother/wife finally gets off the couch and makes a home-cooked meal it is the same exact dish every time, AND a weird alternate version of a much-loved classic, delicious dish.
Is Bird too good for this event that everyone else is at tonight? It’s truly beneath her now that she’s an SI Model.
Can you call yourself an SI model if you aren’t invited to swim week and your name isn’t listed among any SI Swimsuit models? She walked the runway as a Knix model during the SI Swim Week show. She wasn’t styled by SI - she was launching her suit for Knix.
She’s tried so hard to be an SI Swimsuit model that it’s really gotten sad and pathetic. She’s reposted that video more than monthly for an entire year and, I believe, she was her nail buddy’s plus one at the launch party since she had a booth during the event.
Her faux friends were all at the weird prom but they actually seem to have a good time together and are both younger. She also seemed to be trying to script a hard pivot from just saying yes and doing the thing even if “your knees are shaking” to being in a saying no era to spend time with her family. I don’t buy it. I think she did start saying no after her 2024 runway walk because she thought things were beneath her and then people stopped asking.
She just babbled on about it. Claiming she isn’t at Swim Week because they (not sure who they is) had another opportunity that was happening today but got moved to next week. She sounded like the looser she is.
She’s also giving us a new face today.
She would never miss swim week. She’s a liar. Can’t wait to see what she put above swim week.
She’s in a say no phase now apparently lol. When really she just isn’t getting invites.
That whole bs spiel was to try and make herself better about having to stay home with her family.
She hates it so much. She wouldn’t have even been spending time with her family if her plans didn’t fall through yet she’s acting like SAHM of the year with her prison lasagna and going to cheer tryouts.
I’m dying “prison lasagna” you win the internet today
I wish I could take credit but someone said it before and i thought it was perfect lol
Like learn to cook anything else. A single other dish. Imagine every time your mother/wife finally gets off the couch and makes a home-cooked meal it is the same exact dish every time, AND a weird alternate version of a much-loved classic, delicious dish.
That was too funny.
The prom thing? Honestly I think she’s aged out of the demographic they were going for.