Sure…
This is literally not what she looks like
This is what she looks like on Traitors tonight!
She looks like any of us/all of us. If she’s for woman and self love why can’t she just be herself, she is a very sick woman!
This is amazing as is the closed caption. 😂
Movie premier and Traitors - come on!
These glasses are so incredibly stupid and look DUMB AS HELL on her, there is no way she wears them when she is not filming or taking a picture of herself. No way in hell is she driving around town while wearing these gigantic magoo goggles. Anything for an affiliate link though, I guess!
I wonder when she’s going to get a neck lift.
I can’t believe she hasn’t already! She can well afford it and will likely get the work done for free anyway 😒
Waiting for the Kn*x rip off of the Skims neck wrap
Say hello to one of the new male underwear models 💀
He looks like he belongs in an ad for male Depends…but I guess. Same same
😵💫
She’s so wrapped up in herself today she hasn’t mentioned the launch. How does anyone support her! Ugh!
This is DE-MNTD! The both of them in the frame!! He lifting his shirt and she looking down! I can’t stop laughing!!! 🤣
His balls are definitely not that big, he’s stuffing his pants for sure 😂😂
All balls and no penis 😂😂😂😂 but I guess you have to have balls that size to think you’re relevant
The comments where she’s saying “good job sweetie” they think she’s talking to L - because she sounds like a fake B. She is working these lips hard too. I know we say it all the time but her mouth on the sides is like a dogs - she’s filled and pulled so tight she has to work to close her mouth.
These comments weird me out, why do they want a little girl modeling for an underwear line!!! WEIRDOS!!!
This is gross; her followers are creepy.
Proving time and time again, she’s knowingly pedaling her kid to predators and doesn’t give AF. She’s disgusting.
Disturbing af
That is so gross and disturbing. Wtf.
This is so disgusting and shame on the person who made this comment. Sick fuck
Weird way to talk to her husband. Is that next? Having her all her kids strip down to their underwear for the internet? She can get the 2 melted ice cream cones in there while she’s at it.
She did make her eldest sit down for an interview to talk about her period so nothing would surprise me.
Dying right now 😂😂😂
I can smell this photo 🤢
He’s the only husband that didn’t say a word. His awkward wave looking like he doesn’t want to be there or even knows why he’s there, and then that face above looking tired and bored. So embarrassing. All the other partners were funny and interactive!
It’s giving Sears Roebuck and Co! But pandering on the internet.
This is so 🤢. I know I should say something more intellectual but I’m just so baffled. He is right in there with her - they have no idea they are big losers.
That’s not his real stomach! Are they hard up for cash? This is hilarious and ridiculous! So it’s ridiculously hilarious!
ETA - did he colour his beard and hair - I remember both having a lot more grey
So charismatic! The camera loves him! 💀
LMAOOOOOO IM SCREAMING!!! I am so utterly embarrassed for him.
There was nobody more attractive available?
Looks like they tried to get a celebrity but had to settle for the beard and his prosthetic dong 🤣
They both come at a discount I’m guessing
EW. EW he’s so cringey
💀 such a power couple. 😏
Holy psycho face
She’s getting what she wanted. Remember the beard papaya?
He looks like he’s not sure why he’s standing there in his underwear!
Ahahahah get the fuck out 😂
He could use a sports bra in the 1st pic 🤣
Wow. His nose… And her face…
The video is hilarious! About his sweaty, damp balls! 🤣 https://streamable.com/du340v
Her voice talking about sweaty damp balls 🤮🤮🤮🤮
Her voice. Ew
I’m literally 💀 and disgusted at the same time. Omg 😆 take your sweaty balls and fuck off already ew 🤮 let’s hear about your dad’s saggy sweaty balls that need some extra support while we’re at it.
Now that is some low desperate shit.
Ew.
An ad just came across my feed with them for the tshirts. She’s telling him he’s a big boy he can buy his own shirts. And he’s just standing there like a mannequin. She doesn’t act like a mother to anyone really.
Looking stupid af in these fake glasses!!! Like why would anyone want to buy these lol
You can see the filter frames in the glasses reflection. Loser.
Try-hard wannabes buy the fake glasses. That’s my opinion on the subject.
Engagement low - pull out the mental health card, she is disgusting . As soon as she gets home she’ll be in her underwear.
I’m also surprised by this pairing. Bird is very obviously pursuing thinness but claiming it’s stress related. Bird is a huge problem, the kind Alex speaks out about. It’s kinda embarrassing for Alex.
Endless travel on other people’s dime but hasn’t had the best last couple of years. Fuck right off.
Also interestingly, those years she frames as not the best were very obviously her busiest, with the highest value collabs and opportunities, and multiple trips and adventures both alone and with family. They only sucked because it was the first time the truth about her having completely built her career on a fake, edited appearance came out very obviously. She’s such a spoiled whiner.
You can really tell which posts she buys engagement for
I always wonder when people meet her for the first time in person if it’s a shock to them
I said on Reddit but I love how she doesn’t thank her family or at least her husband for taking on all the responsibility so she can do this stuff. Only thanks to her fake bot followers.
She hasn’t had the best couple of years mentally? Is she talking about how she didn’t make good decisions? She played the mental health card briefly and then chose joy - what was it - 3 months - tops? She just yanks this out from her back pocket like her phone and throws it down when she’s feeling some heat. It’s deplorable.
The face she makes when she’s trying to come up with more bs on the spot.
Why is she in a bra and sweats with sunglasses on her head?!? Then still has them on in the eagles shirt post, so she literally pulled a shirt on over her head with them on. What a weirdo.
Is she seriously half naked and in the bathroom talking to her phone again?!?!?
Spent the day shopping to buy her kids off. Trying hard in her bathroom to con people into buying these sweatpants that are fugly.
For her and L. Nevermind the other two girls. Content minor comes first. Pathetic cow.
She was out shopping all day while the little one was home sick - without her mother - again?
Overcast and foggy outside in Guelph. Bird “this calls for sunglasses indoors”
She just can’t help herself even when she knows someone else will be photographing her. It’s sick.
Side-by-side compliments of my Reddit pal
This is a good one! #fraud #thebirdspapaya
Is this supposed to be Birds replacement because she’s never around? This is gives crazy, not right in the head
Also is NK a pot head or does she just literally need to buy everything?
This is, so many levels, of fucked up!
Um ya
This is just fucked up.
I wrote mine before I read yours!
Like mother like daughter. Stunted.
Oooh a downvote so quick!
Since Traitors Canada aired her real face and body, her family might be on a downvoting, misinformation, and manipulation spree. It makes me chuckle to imagine Shane and Papa Papaya plotting ways to protect their princess and justify her outright lies. Her father’s Facebook post about his daughter’s many faces is really telling. This family behave like a bunch of scammers and grifters. #traitorsCanada #thebirdspapaya #papapapaya
One of them is on Reddit telling a woman he has her on Snapchat and would love to interact more. Wonder if it’s #ShaneLandry or #papapapaya 🤔
The way I hate her 💅🏽
Oh I’ve been waiting for her to jump on this
If the whole, being famous, thing doesn’t work out this is where her page is headed. I think she’s been avoiding it so she doesn’t come off as - too old - for the spotlight!
She’s 100% headed this way. Her pals Tracy Moore, Cheryl Hicky and Meredith Shaw have all jumped on board the perimenopause hustle. Perimenopause and menopause are the new “let’s use women’s health to fleece them” scam, I’m sure Joanna at Knix is brewing up a campaign as we speak.
She’ll have it the worst, get help the fastest and magically be cured. Bitch.
She ain’t ready! I promise you that!
Hilarious, takes after mom when she’s not the center of attention. Why is this funny?
The sad thing is, bird treats her like she’s still not there, taking off all the time
YIKES. Can’t believe she ditched her sick kid after a week away for THIS. She should be ashamed of herself but we all know she thinks she deserves to be gone every day of the week so 🤷🏻♀️ terrible mother, terrible spouse, terrible person. How she’s applauded is beyond me.
It is disgusting that she left a sick kid the day she got back. When will everyone see this horrible person for who she is?
I saw a video and Shame was in the background. Which means, they left their sick child without any parent. I feel like that’s worse.
Probably dumped her at NK’s and that’s why she was there today to pick her up.
Drops a sick kid off to her chronic ill, elderly mother. So selfish and ignorant
Not surprised. The whole family is selfish.
Playing devils advocate, but if Shame has been the one home all week dealing with sick L, at least he might deserve the night off.
If so - he does. She doesn’t.
Look at the people applauding… losers. I think the bots are forced into the likes, views and “🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥”.
That doesn’t look like her bikini photo body…
It, certainly, does not!
Where are the giant lips? Did she forget to put her teeth in?
😂 😂 it’s not a cute look.
Weird. The flooring tile behind her knee is bent…
She’s looking rough! The glasses aren’t really doing their job to hide her face. She almost looks like she had a few the night before - we know she needs to fit in so I could see her giving up the ‘sober’ life. I remember someone on Reddit said they came across her during her drinking days and she’s a little bit sloppy.
Iconic af? She wants to be cool so badly but she’s always the one who tries too hard and everyone just rolls their eyes.
In London England but posting about herself on a tv show. Me me me all the time.
The clench on her jaw here is insane!
She posted this and tagged herself? 🙄