Wasn’t sure but then I saw the train, definitely Brussels

or just say you’re satanic

Huh, guess I’ll go to jail then

a patent about juicing customers. that’s peak capitalism

Plot twist:

. Burglar: This… this was the song they played at my mum’s funeral last week

. Me: do you want to talk about it ?

. Burglar: Yeah… can we ?

It’d go like this: “Excuse me, do you happen to know where Joseph Farto is ?”

what drug is that ?

Mon rêve c’est d’un jour faire un roadtrip en France je connais pas assez bien votre pays et je suis toujours impressionnée de voir qu’il existe des endroits aussi incroyables les uns que les autres

I’m gonna be honest with you

I just woke up and it did not occur to me

I need more caffeine 😮‍💨

isn’t it a STD ? I’m not really aware of the thing

aaaaaaaand unnecessarily gendered

I’m a gal looking for gals. I hate flirting because it never did me well and all I get from this is usually rejection. I know I am doing it bad but this is the way I am: a shitty flirter.

That could be the same with any man, woman, dog, cat, robot, anyone in fact. This is certainly not depending on gender whatsoever

what are you saying ? NONSENSE

this is the natural order of the world, we couldn’t possibly have provoked this, this is real science !!!

(/sarc just in case)

wouldn’t surprise me

F

maybe, but they are growing /j

it’s not the first time I see people shortcutting “men fighting women” in combat sports as beating up women

I mean, what the fuck ?

ok I get it now, and yea European ahahaah

but we do have these things here too, I just did not realize that was much of a troubling question. My time of thumb is purely ecological: I prefer not having it. I’d prefer by mail if that’s not possible and paper is only kept if there is a debt involved

Can someone explain to me what’s the joke ? I don’t understand…

Nobese then ?

real funny nonetheless