Has CPA grindset vibes.
How does that relate to Brians Cock? Did he play a character like that?
I didn’t watch Succession past an episode or two, but probably there.
Unrelated, his pocket square looks like a horse head.
- I’m something years old
- Didn’t buy myself a pizza.
- Not “parents.”
- Not “get lucky”
- I set a goal and have yet to achieve it.
- Some discipline, too much awareness, bad priorities
Given that they now give out loans for people to buy pizza, that’s a solid achievement.
Cool, haven’t seen this re-posted in over 18 hours, was starting to get worried I’d never see this hilarity again. Whew!
Can you do this though
Commitment. Patience. Psychokinetic ability.
There’s always someone in the family who will name a better kid and keep comparing you, the inferior to all child.
IDK why they have a personal pizza size. Technically, any size pizza I order for myself is a personal pizza.
Any pizza is a personal size pizza, if you try hard and believe in yourself. Any pizza is a family size pizza, if you’re an orphan.
Hell yeah! Same!
In my late 20’s i’d order 2 stuffed-crust pep lovers and two large ceasar salads every friday night, then go raiding in warcraft. I lived alone.
Sometimes I’d eat half a pizza on friday, and one of the salads, sometimes a whole.
Are you my brother from another mother?
Could be, could also just be humans of distinguished taste :)
This just sounds like a good ass time and I miss being able to do this. Just replace WOW with Persona 5 and the pizza with a 6 pack and a bacon cheese burger from Parkway Deli
At the time, I never thought I’d miss all that :)
Started a family, had a couple of kids, negative time left.
I think for a retirement, I just wanna be jacked in the matrix :)
This is why you need to move to Brooklyn where they make 40 inch pizzas and sell them by the slice. There is little risk of you consuming a 15lb pizza in one sitting.
There is little risk of you consuming a 15lb pizza in one sitting.
Silence, mortal!
Not really looking to move to New Zealand, although the Wellington Region seems nice, not going to move around the world just because they have some nice pizza in Brooklyn there.
Isn’t Brooklyn in a really dangerous country? I heard they’re at war and they have concentration camps, I wouldn’t want to move there.
“I’ll take 16 slices, please.”
At my job we get like half of a pizza FOR FREE maybe once or twice a year. It’s not a personal pizza, but still. Pretty crazy bonus.
You’ll never be a billionaire if you keep foolishly indulging in the luxury of eating and drinking. You’ll also wasting time eating and expelling waste, you could have two or three other micro hustles to get ahead, you’re only two or three centuries away from success!
Even at my very generous salary, ignoring taxes and expenses, I’m still several millennia from joining the tres commas club.
The best time to plant a tres was several millennia ago.
The second best time is now.🔥SIGMA GRIND-SET 🔥
Bottom feeders eating their 🥑 toast need to learn pull themselves by the 🥾 strap! /s
Probably used klarna
Any pizza is a personal pizza if you’re not afraid to live life.
I carry my own ketchup bottle.
Condimitment
Do you have mini Tabasco sauce to open that large Tabasco sauce?
That reminds me of how people used to carry around their own spoons everywhere.
I would be more than willing to carry around my own spoon, fork, and more, if it meant less plastic crap everywhere
Average linkedin user
How many monthly payments though?
4 payments of $4.28
For an american pizza?? That’s a bargain!
a personal pizza
My fellow American
So strange yall have a name for a normal pizza
What makes it a personal pizza is that it is eaten by a single person in a single sitting.
The one pictured is an American sized personal pizza.
I can understand. Our ‘normal’ pizzas are supposed to feed a family of four.
This is weirdly wholesome.
Start small. Get yourself a pizza, and work up from there.
It’s a good perspective. People get daunted by big goals like home ownership that are really just 20-60 thousand personal pizzas.
Depends on where you live. Where I’m at, single family homes are 25 pizzas per square foot.
No house on Earth is worth giving up that many pizzas.
Use those calories to mow lawns. Register an LLC. Hire a fleet. Buy them pizzas. Growth mindset.
