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  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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    Napoleon would literally instruct Josephine “I’m coming in 3 days, don’t wash”.

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    You think your unwashed dick smells any better?

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      Apparently English men were partly mad abojt vikings because they’d show up bathed and well-groomed and would take their wives. They told on themselves and didn’t get it.

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        Yep, also Napoleon was bathing every day and it was thought to be weird at the time.

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          His love letters though… (Don’t wash for three weeks my love)

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    I was listening to the podcast You’re Dead to Me, and they kind of covered this in a recent episode. Basically in the olden days you wouldn’t undo all 650 buttons, or maybe even any buttons, as people would have sex pretty much fully clothed. You’d almost never see a fully naked women, and in fact full nudity was seen as more promiscuous than sex.

    So they’d basically just lift up the dress, and you probably wouldn’t even smell much with how much clothes were between your nose and her genitals.

  • Theatomictruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Just lift up the skirt

    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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      Tha drawers underneath are split for convenience

  • fenrasulfr@lemmy.world
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    So far as I know they washed themselves, they just stopped going to communal bath houses.

    • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
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      This would apply more to the 18th/17th centuries.

  • starchylemming@lemmy.world
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    maybe thats why the victorians were stuck up prudes?

    • Kairos@lemmy.today
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      Pretty much yeah.

      • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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        Uh, no. It was mainly because of syphilis.

        • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
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          You can cure that with malaria though

          • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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            Follow us for more traditional medicine advice that won’t give you autism!

          • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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            I’m not giving up gin and tonics for that though.

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    They literally pissed in the corner while wearing those things. Full access, no need to undress

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    Extra flavor on the taco.

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      Men these days can be squeamish about giving a woman oral. My brother in Christ, imagine being a crusading knight and licking some unwashed heretic puss

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        Frankly, I have a hard time imagining crusading knights as keen on performing oral.

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          You just never read about the Australian ones.

  • Microw@piefed.zip
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    Thats more an 18th century thing than a 19th century thing, I’d assume

    • JamBandFan1996@lemmy.ml
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      Depends where you are

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    Eh… I’d still smash.

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    You think you would be wealthy enough for all those fancy clothes with many buttons?

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    That seems like a highly appropriate post for a person using the handle ‘double suck’.

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    Ladies would use talc infused with asbestos and lead to keep fresh down below.

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    A clean unwashed coochie is one of life’s simple pleasures. Been with a few, will never forget them, those that know know.

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      What! No no noooo. And we’ve got to wash our dicks too.

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    If the throat cancer didnt get them all the other stuff certainly did.

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