I just thought, that would be funny. What songs do You know besides Dancing With Myself by Billy Idol, I Touch Myself by Divinyls and Whip It by Devo?
PS. I know Whip It isn’t about jacking off, but still most people think it is, so to me, that counts.
If you are making a playlist about masturbation, shouldn’t you be doin’ it by yourself?
I’ll see myself out
Shebop by Cindy Lauper Turning Japanese by The Vapors.
Better Off Without A Wife, by Tom Waits. Not specifically about masturbation, but he jokes about it in the preamble…“I don’t get weird about it, tying myself up…just like to spend a little time with myself, is all…makin’ the scene with a magazine…”
The Caesars insist that Jerk It Out is not about masturbation. Nonetheless, you should add Jerk It Out
The government knows - knower
A song about how the government uses their surveillance equipment just to watch you jerk it
Orgy for One - Ninja Sex Party
Pictures of Lily - The Who
From Wikipedia:
Mark Wilkerson quotes Townshend as writing that the song is “Merely a ditty about masturbation and the importance of it to a young man.” However, the song does not mention masturbation explicitly.
They don’t usually do.
Relax - Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Mindless Self Indulgence has a track called Masterbates from, IMO, their best album:
Steel panther - all I wanna do is fuck(myself tonight)
Ok, I know this one.
He’s always at it
Depending on how flexible you want the definition of masturbation to be. Here’s a song about fucking clones.
I would like to make an honorable mention about Peaches with Fuck the Pain Away. If you can add Whip It, I think some sex songs should get a pass.
Thought of another one from Barenaked Ladies.
Forgot about “woke up with wood” by zz-top
Probably loads from this album but Nerf Herder in particular.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTAvXyTi9s&list=PLC9DB20717BD8F418&index=11&pp=iAQB8AUB
Green Day Longview
Im still amused by how the Dookie bonus track and the one on Alanis Morissette’s Jagged Little Pill are, if you choose to hear it that way, the same song.
