I just thought, that would be funny. What songs do You know besides Dancing With Myself by Billy Idol, I Touch Myself by Divinyls and Whip It by Devo?
PS. I know Whip It isn’t about jacking off, but still most people think it is, so to me, that counts.
Derp, didn’t read the full text of your post. I was suggesting Divinyls.
I hear Harvey Danger - Flagpole Sitta is about masturbation, but I think that’s a stretch.