• neidu3@sh.itjust.worksM
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      Lucky for you, I am educated in the finest medicine the 18th century has to offer; Have you considered opium? It really helps, and it has no adverse effects.*

      *: These quacks with their fancypants modern medical degrees claim there are plenty of adverse effects, but if they’re so good, how come the secretary of health despise them so much? Checkmate, big pharma.

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      5 days ago
      1. Breathe

      2. Close your eyes and focus on a single point at the tip of your nose

      3. Fine 5 things to look at and note details about them, then 4 things you can touch and note their texture, 3 things you can hear and how they sound, 2 things to smell, 1 thing to taste (the inside of your mouth and/or the skin of your hand will do in a pinch for these last two)

      Hope whatever it was is over by now, but also that some of these tricks can help in the future