Can I get that on the NHS?
OK, I gotta know: what’s a “sloppy toppy“?
Edit: I really expected better from all of you. Better puns. Better jokes. Just better…
Well son, that’s when a loose woman slobs on your knob like corn on the cob.
🎶 that’s amore 🎶
When you getting that hob goblin knob slobberin double decker pecker wrecker
You’re telling me I’ve been eating corn wrong this while time??
Silly. You’re supposed to eat the corn wong!
I… But… Teeth??
OK, I gotta know: what’s a “sloppy toppy“?
Well it ain’t no where as good as a Rusty Venture…
Just by chance, while walking home from class, one day, I ran into Doc Hammer just standing on the street smoking a cigarette. And I got the chance to ask him what a Rusty Venture was. His response?
“What do you think it is?”
Brilliant. We ended up walking several blocks down to Washington Square Park together before we parted ways. He is a very interesting fellow.
The joke is that it’s always the most disgusting sex act that person can conceive of. Basically a venture bros themed aristocrats.
Don’t listen to the perverts. A sloppy toppy is an ice cream, typically served in a cone, with extra syrup (caramel, chocolate, etc) drizzled on top. The excess results in the syrup dripping off, making it “sloppy” if you aren’t fast enough to lick it all off.
So next time you are at an ice cream parlour ask for a sloppy toppy.
True story: Hawaiian Punch started as a fruity ice cream topping. Then people started diluting the syrup in water and drinking the result
Pretty much this
Risky click of the day
Ah the good Ole days
Blowjob
Not just any blowjob
That’s it? That’s a little disappointing…
It’s from OPs mom tho
Hurtful 😢
yeah she’s a classy lady
No way she s the sloppy toppy queen
If you’re trying to hurt my feelings… its working
I didnt realize we were in wholesome. Sorry.
What could you have possibly expected
Maybe trow some chicken vomit in the mix?
You know how when you gag, you produce a thick slimy mucous? Basically imagine that but all over the place. That’s proper sloppy toppy.
It sounds like letting Willy Wonka fuck you
Willy Wonka and the sex toy factory. “You know Charlie, no other factory in the world mixes their lube by waterfall.”
Hold your breath
Make a wish
Count to three
–
Cum with me, and you’ll see
Why I’m on the sexual list of predation
Take a look and you’ll see
Into my world of perverse ideation
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We’ll begin, with a spin
Riding the edge of gooner civilization
What we see will defy
Perversion
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If you want to feel paradise
Simply stuff yourself right through it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to forget the world?
Just moan and goon it
Anything you wish,
There’s nothing to it…,
Come with me,
And you’ll be,
In a world of double penetration,
Oh fuck, you have me doing it now.
You have a gift. I’m not entirely certain that you are using it to the full potential with the art that you just produced.
Responded to the wrong comment
Read your edit and my only question is: are you gonna buy grapefruits?
No. I’m already pretty awesome at sucking dick, plus I got other tricks that don’t require any “assistance“.
I did watch that video, though, and I found her advice, at least, pretty original.
I am intrigued to ask for a proof that you are better than a grapefruit…
Or at least testi(cle)mo(a)nials.
Probably produces better results than snorting a line of crushed-up Ivermectin, or whatever it is RFK is suggesting these days.
You’d be amazed at how often this happens. The peer reviewed journal articles will blow your mind.
Man smokes cigarette while receiving sloppy toppy from mentally unstable woman
You’d be amazed at how often this happens
I’ve been doing autism wrong.
Can this technique cure ADHD too?
Unfortunately no, it requires you to add some crystal for it to do that
No
🙁
Was that written by predictive text?
I’ll tell you on Friday.
I agree with you and the other team members good luck in your future endeavors and your family and family and family and family and family and family
TJ and I will be a good time
I hope so and I hope that upsets you.
Idk about a cigarette, but if you use weed this definitely works.
