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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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  • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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    This is what happens when you cave to the Europeans on their precious “Metric system.”

  • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
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    I’m so tired and hungover you got me there for a second

  • Kyden Fumofly@lemmy.world
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    Now you know how the rest of the world feels reading US-style dates.

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      “The rest of the world” as if everyone uses the same date format lmao

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        DDMMYYYY and YYYYMMDD users can at least agree the other format is still intuitive

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          Want some help? It’s intuitive to say month date year out loud. So that’s how we write it down too. Today is November 24th 2025 (11/24/25)

          Here’s another point about the US date system I quite enjoy, the number go in order of lowest maximum integer to greatest maximum integer. The highest the month can go is 12 which is smaller than 31 which is smaller than theoretically infinite. But that’s probably not why we do it. I just like that thought.

          • groet@feddit.org
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            Its intuitive to people used to MM DD YY and unintuitive to everyone else.

            Today is the 24th of November.

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    13 hours ago

    Everyone knows that the only year with 25 months was 2020.

    • Pyr@lemmy.ca
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      No, whenever Trump is president years suddenly have 25 months in them. It did apply in 2020 but the phenomenon is back again.

      • Almacca@aussie.zone
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        3 hours ago

        No, it only feels that way.

    • eupraxia@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      11 hours ago

      Today is Sunday, March 2093rd, 2020.

  • 87Six@lemmy.zip
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    11 hours ago

    Except on 25/25/2525

    Well, if we make it that far

    • altphoto@lemmy.today
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      2 hours ago

      Your bones might!

  • justadudeingear@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    Happy Zetember

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      11 hours ago

      Ox19tober

  • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
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    11 hours ago

    Hoomflember is the daintiest month Breeding cabbages out of dirt farms Broiled sweet and covered with calt

  • apex32@lemmy.world
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    And it falls on a Friday the 13th this year!

  • brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de
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    15 hours ago

    Its the 25th December of the Millennium.

  • AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world
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    There won’t be Christmas, but we’ll celebrate Looferboofem and the second coming of TechnoChrist in 2125.

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    25/12/25

    • yeehaw@lemmy.ca
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      YYYY/MM/DD or bust.

      • moopet@sh.itjust.works
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        7 hours ago

        YYYY-mm-dd

      • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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        CCXXV/XI/XIV VIII:XIIIam

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      No that’s dum

      • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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        Nah thats roman

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Not 2025-12-25, or 12/25/25, or 25/12/25?

    I’m confused why we have a 25th month this year.

    Also, assuming the human species is still around and celebrates Christmas, there will be a 2525/12/25

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      12/25/25

      I have been TRIGGERED.

      We don’t use that kind of filthy language in this house.

    • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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      19 hours ago

      If Man is still alive…

      • tetris11@feddit.uk
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        19 hours ago

        In all the world, there’s only one technology
        A rusty sword for practicing proctology

      • goldfndr@lemmy.ml
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        and Cleopatra is about to discover: There’s no place like home.

        • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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          Holy shit, that looks like pure garbage, I love it! I’m definitely going to be watching this.

          • moopet@sh.itjust.works
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            You’re right on all counts

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    19 hours ago

    Right, and Santa will be coming down the chimney at 25:25 P. M.

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    Is this person not considering the 25th day of the 25th month of 2125?

    • buttnugget@lemmy.world
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      That falls on the 69th day of the 420th month, so it’s a special case.

    • rarsamx@lemmy.ca
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      It says “for the first time”

      • HowAbt2day@futurology.today
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        “will never happen again.”

    • Atlas_@lemmy.world
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      I regret to inform you that human history will not be occurring on that date.

      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        It’ll be like September 3rd, 1752.

        • fartographer@lemmy.world
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          Damn, I had to do some actual research to get that one. Worth it. I chuckled quietly through my nose.

        • Brickhead92@lemmy.world
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          Dude… Too soon.

      • 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Because it will be human present when it happens, right?

        • SnowmenMelt@lemmy.world
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          And human future before it happens, which is now!

      • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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        That’s being optimistic.

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    I mean. There was also 0025, 0125, 0225… It’s actually fallen on 25/25/25 20 times now…

    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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      Christianity is in decline. By the next 25/25/25, it’ll just be the release date of Elder Scrolls 6.

      • Burninator05@lemmy.world
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        That sucks because I really want FO5 and Todd has said they arent going to start on that until after ES6 is released.

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